Mini-Profile
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Blurb sounds like burp
Where did you grow up?
Molvania
Where do you live now?
Molvania
What is the highest level of education you have attained?
King of monkey business
What subjects did/do you enjoy the most at school?
monkey and a bit of business
What's your favorite sport or sports?
I like shooting stationary clay pigeons
What kinds of jobs have you held? Industries too!
King, port-a-john, nude beach pickpocket
What hobbies are you into?
shooting rubber bands at empty bottles and tagging skunks
What causes are you concerned about today?
Zebras, are they white with black stripes or black with white stripes? It's driving me insane!!!
If you claim a political party affliation, which is it?
I am a party pooper
Which religion (if any) do you follow?
port-a-johnism
AKA
Rolph, Bob Saget, The Button Pusher, omgwtf, barbie.