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hello(: how are you?
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Is it the guy from GSA? I read that post, I do believe the most recent one of yours. but of course it can be someone else.
I’ve been closed off from school. It’s been raining bad down here in Florida. The area around my house is flooded. It sucks, but school is finally open on Monday.

penises are sexcellent.
thats good.
im okay. i accidentally did the wrong questions for my ap summer homework, but the other ones are pretty easy. i have five left then ill be done. i dont wanna go back to school on monday though! i hate school.
but there is this cute boy and i think he might sorta like me but idk. im just gonna play it cool and find out more before i do anything else.

Oh. I KNEW THAT. sorry. im the only person she knows who likes penis. i guess… hellows how are you?

oh i was like wait what then i got it lol. haha hi.
what people?

Oh.
That makes sense I suppose. They do sound similar.

‘whore’

That’s terrible!

I’ll tell you a tale of Vampirates,

a tale as old as true.

Yea, I’ll sing you a song of an ancient ship,

that sails the ocean blue…

That haunts the ocean blue.

the Vampirate ship has tattered sails,

that flap like wings in flight.

They say that the Captain, he wears a veil,

so as to curtail your fright.

At his death pale skin,

and his lifeless eyes,

and his teeth sharp as night.

Oh, they say that the Captain, he wears a veil,

and his eyes never see the light.

you better be good child- good as gold.

As good as good can be.

Else I’ll tell you to the in to the vampirates,

and wave you out to sea.

Yes, you’d better be good child- good as gold,

because- lookཀ can you see?,

There’s a dark ship in the harbor tonight.

And there’s room in the hold for thee.

(Plenty of room for thee.)

Well if pirates are bad.

And vampires are worse.

Then I pray, that as long as I be,

that though I sing of Vampirates,

I never one shall I see.

Yea, if Pirates are danger,

and Vampirates are death,

I’ll extend my prayer for thee-

that thine eyes never see a Vampirate…

…and they never lay a hand on thee.

(Justin Somper: a Vampirate Shanty)

Remember, when I said four, and you though I had said something else.

Four!

You.

I shout randomly at people, usually consisting of random shouting in the shout itself.

It’s practically all on do on help. My replies are few and far between.

You so don’t get shouts very often.

pretty much the same thing lol

whats up? =) long time no see

Hey?

Fine, I destroyed my School id card, and am considering getting a screw driver and dismantling my glasses in order to clean them.

+10 respect to you my good sir, your calm response has improved my image of you. I shall refrain from bothering you with personal questions anymore.

Well gee, if I cared about what you say, I might have been offended.

Why are you so shy and insecure?

np anytime..
thats what im here for :)

=)

I, for one, do not believe YOU!

I don’t believe we’ve met.

Hey, thanks again for the help :)

wait you go to Madison middle school??? I go to Madison central

Thanks!!!

i want stars and symbols, where do u c&p them from?

Lol i dun understand…

I know

Why?
I’m not interesting to stalk.

Are you stalking me?

Hello to you too :P

hehe, hi, i like your profile. well…meh, bye, lol

Hmm never thought of that but it would make sense. Its a wonder the UN hasn’t tried banning them yet

When you do please spare me the wrath of your eyelashes. I would so appreciate it.

Ah that must be it, you have to be careful with the blinking, I once saw a man parilyzed because someone blinked wrong.

Either that or the effects are simply taking time to hit me