There is only one thing I know…That no-one knows anything. Does that make me the smartest man who ever lived…Or just a jerk?
Where did you grow up?
Name a state, I've lived there most likely
Where do you live now?
Dallas, TX -- The greatest show on Earth
What is the highest level of education you have attained?
Mastaz in Bidness Administrayshun
What subjects did/do you enjoy the most at school?
Detention, suspension, lunch
What's your favorite sport or sports?
What kinds of jobs have you held? Industries too!
IT, sales, transportation, logistics, waiter, line cook, truck loader
What hobbies are you into?
guitar, history, volunteering for the Helpless Pretty Girls of America
What causes are you concerned about today?
Celebrity Mothers, more channels for the nation's televisions
If you claim a political party affliation, which is it?
what's an affliation?
Which religion (if any) do you follow?
Cult of the SubGenius