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LOL@Littlenick.
I think you’re scaring Kelsey.

[quote Dr. Ralph]Vids
My girlfriend… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNx…
My guitar hero… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ0iww…
Littlenick’s girlfriend… http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/13…

OH MY!
Littlenick, she’s beautiful!

[quote littlenick]Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.
The black bear said: “You’ve got two choices.
I either maul you to death or we have rough sex.”

Frank decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.

There was another tap on his shoulder.

This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly says: “That was a huge mistake, Frank. You’ve got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have REALLY rough sex.”

Again, Frank thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it would take several months before Frank finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it.

He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear says:
“Admit it, Frank, you don’t come here for the hunting, do you?”[/quote]

Kelsey’s clapping.
And I’m lol’ing.

Thank you littlenick.
Got any more stuff?

I believe you can edit it like that on photobucket.
It would be an “edit” option.

[quote Dr. Ralph]match??? Is this fill in the blank?[/quote]
No clue. o__o

What?

[quote courtybubble]grab his head, open your mouth wide and stick your tongue out, then jam it as far down his throat as you can and swish it around all the while making oooh aaaaah noises and pelvic thrusting.
sure fire win.[/quote]

ROFLMAO XDD
It’s a sure way to win his heart… if you don’t attack it with the tongue you’re jamming down his throat.

Nice Poem. ;)

Was it like Smirnoff or Mike’s Hard Lemonade?
Or was it beer?
Just wondering. xD

Either way, depends on how often and how much you do it.

[quote littlenick]You better talk to your ob/gyn. You know they don’t give you pills to take on a schedule for you to miss taking them. You might be taking unnecessary risks of getting pregnant. Go to the doc.[/quote]

That reminds me of this year.
I asked my math teacher what on OBGYN clinic was. LOL.
Because people failed to explain to it me in a sense I could comprehend.

& I’d suggest go to them.

[quote Dr. Ralph]Oh by the way don’t get a tattoo or you will go to hell for sure.[/quote]

Me? O.o

[quote Dr. Ralph]Catholics are Christians… come on what if all you have if your time here now? Think about the next year instead of eternity. Eternity could be 70 years.[/quote]

Technically, yes.
But they differ.

[quote Dr. Ralph]… and long.[/quote]

Long. Yes.
Blonde, with caramel highlights possibly.

[quote Unnamed Desire]fantage.com and gaia.com and neopets.com and fusionfall.com i guess[/quote]

:P
Neopets ftw.
DO IT. I have one. ;D
ashley12005869

or gaiaonline.(:

[quote Dr. Ralph]Yeah I think only Catholics have a rule against suicide… so uh what flavor of christian are you? I know Presbyterians can do it.[/quote]

Both Catholic and Christian do, I believe.
But I’ve always believed that if I committed suicide, I’d go to Hell anyways.

Please explain a bit more hun.