sans-sans's shout trail with Mas1st - Help.com

sent you an email. What could I do to get banned for a day or so?

You are delusional. Your imagination has taken you away. There is a reply I wouldn’t mind seeing removed though. I’ll email it to you.

I was thinking of banning you then ‘accidentally’ making a post about it. Can you imagine what your fan club would do? I’d be a dead Mod walking - trying to think of a reason - I think over-popularity should be against the rules lol.

Ooooh, do! I’ve never been banned. I need to go walk the dogs anyway.

Hello President Puppy, it must be fate - we are both awake and online - can I ban you for a laugh?????? lol - Mas

Hey, it’s the hottest moddess!

So I knocked the “end of the world” post off of the currently popular, only to see it was replaced by one even more pointless. grrr.

Actually, thanks. See my email.

I think I may have buzz-killed your Ode - sorry - Mas

Was this the same suicidal anon as yesterday?
http://help.com/post/196747-im-tired#…

I’ll email you an answer.

How you doooooooiiiinnnngggg???????? You have your own personal Bard thing going on. I think I may have to ban all of your followers. This could decrease the amount of treats you are bought at the weekend. Let me know if your ego is getting overweight or bloated - I’ll get the butch guy from Dogs ‘R’ Us to fix you lol. seriously Sans - poems??? Dedications??? What are you putting in their water??? - Mas

Hey Shakespeare.

Hey hotwitch! Just checking in, I’ll be back in a couple of hours. Long time no shout. The site seems slooooooooooooooooooooooow today. Technically.

You’re quick! I love you Marie. Please let me know if you were able to trace the troll.

Mas i made a report that needs immediate attention. please see the report and this post and contact the appropriate law enforcement agency. hopefully it’s a troll. yes, i’m typing in all caps because it’s extremely important. thanks, sans.
Http://help.

There do seem be more relationship posts than suicidal ones these days. Could be a time of day thing. That’s exciting that someone may buy your business. Currently I’m kind of stuck in not knowing what to do career-wise. Usually I’m very decisive, but a string of bad decisions has left me second-guessing myself. Today I’m building a book case. Can’t stand laminated particle-board so I’m making one from poplar, but my woodworking skills and tools are minimal.

You’d be suprised - I answer a lot of posts in the morning now but dont actually really come on the computer much from 7pm - 7am. That’s more my life at home changing than the modding. I seem to get all the teenage boys who girls just want to be friends with posts these days - and as you know they can take weeks lol. Have someone very interested in buying the business which is a bolt from the blue. I doubt if I will as the office is working well and I want it to grow some more - so what you been up to? - Mas

Good morning your Mas-ness. Your participation seems to have plummeted since the new responsibilities kicked in. The vacuum may alter earth’s rotation and signal the end of civilization.

Thanks. Yeah, I don’t get the chain mail fascination but I see how it could be a problem.

Morning Sans - left a message to get that chain letter deleted from the shout box - thanks - Mas

Hi - thought you’d got lost. Yep everything good. They have all been really cool with me (even in chat - got to say you get used to the place - and they make me laugh). Been a long week with the office and stuff but cant complain about that either. Became an Aunt to a boy/girl arrival 2 days ago - yes twins. The Mod Kid got another recall for both basketball and drama college. It’s killing my plans for the holiday as both recalls are the first week. Anyway got to go - had to stay up as taking my Aunt to the airport must wash face and brush hair. - Speak soon - Mas

Hiya. I haven’t been on much. Everything humming along?

Hey girlie, I sent you an email a few minutes ago.

Morning - thanks for the report.
The office is up and running and today I’ve taken the day off. My boy not back to school yet (wish he was - he’s costing me a fortune). Modding going fine - I’m as popular as I ever was lol. Cant believe it - day off - during the week - I’m in heaven. - Mas

Hey. Have you pulled all your hair out yet, or are you managing the office move, the mod gig and school starting back like it was nothing?

Oh - will resend

Just checked and haven’t received it. Someone else said they sent me something and I didn’t get it either.

Yes school - going back - thank you for reminding me- lol - I actually could have missed that. I sent you an email - just wanted you to give me your input before I did anything - appreciated - Marie

I hate sleep deprivation. Get some sleep already.

No exotic locations, just busy with the kids getting ready for the first week of school.

Hello - I’m sooooooo tired - had to stay up all night to make sure my sub-contractors got paid through the banking system. I’ve got that funny buzzing noise in my ears that you can only get when your brain wants you to sleep. Email me from whatever exotic location you may find yourself in during the next 48 hrs - Marie

I don’t have much time to be on for the next few days, just thought I’d say hi.

I have to run to the store before it closes. Just wanted to say congrats. Would you mind if I posted a congrats? You really have worked your *** off trying to keep this place from running wild with trolls. Or is Yourabi or one of the mods going to announce it, or you?

Will look - we had a power cut for 12 hours - no work, no tv - it was awesome - I actually read a book (well magazine) - lol - Mas

I left you a message earlier today.

rofl

I recommend in my own way that you should set up an advice site for women who ‘didn’t know they were lonely until they met Sans’ - this should be a rather lucrative sideline for you. However I should remind you that if you steal any people from my site - well - the boys will be round - lol. Mas

I can’t believe it! Somebody finally listened. You’re a mod! Ban me, ban me. I’ve never been banned. Then maybe I can get some work done and generate a bit of income.

Do the three anon posts on the home page look familiar to you?

I completely trust your judgment. If someone attacked you, they really f***ed up in my book. Email me when you get a sec.

p.s. the Anon I’m talking to is the actual poster - not the person whose reply was removed

There is no confusion - the guy got my IM I spoke with him and trust me there is no mistake - none.

I’m off to bed. Email me later if you like. It appears that several anons have that same white and purple avatar right now, and the one that was a problem to you had the offensive replies removed. Also Alphaknight has it and has changed his user name to A.N. Onymoose, so don’t get him confused with the troll. Night.

This is the problem http://help.com/post/187416-please-ve…

I’ll be back in breakfast smells ready

Mas

I saw the removed replies on that post that you had to edit. If only they would stop selling troll food at the supermarket, people wouldn’t keep them as pets and they couldn’t get online.

I’m ok Sans - I’ll email you after breakfast - didnt have the best night last night - if they dont get us some Moderation after this (I’ll explain what ‘this’ is in the email)I dont know what I’ll do. No point in saying I’ll leave as that wouldnt help it would make things worse. Anyway must go and eat - Thanks for noticing - and I’ll lean on you anytime lol - I’ll just have to queue up behind every other woman on the site. Oh my - if ever I saw a bunch of grown women pining it was during your absence. If you said you liked blondes I swear they would all be out dyeing their hair and air-brushing their avatars. Speak soon

Mas are you okay? I saw your shout to Chameleon (nosy me) and wondered. Anything you care to vent about on or off site? You’re so many people’s rock. You know you can always lean on me if you need to.

Little help with this if you’re still on..
http://help.com/post/187265-i-know-al…

Hello Miss Hotwitch.

I howled with laughter at that welcome back post. If you have a temperature it’s probably from a crab bite. Thanks for missing me. If the internet at sea hadn’t been so slow I might have been tempted to log in. Thank God I didn’t. It’s very freeing to go without the internet, a cell phone or a wallet for a few days. Feel better.