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Interwebz Trollz prevent The Liberty and Drama for All.
Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray thee not my trollz to take.
And if I die before I wake
I pray thee lord those trolls to bake.
It’s burning, it’s roaring;
The trolls are all mourning.
I stuck one on a pyre
And set him on fire
Lived he not to see the next morning.
One, two, gas a troll
Three, four, gas them more
Five, six, get them fixed
Seven, eight, lay the bait
Nine, ten, gas them again!
Mister trollish Lilo
Biked down the ass fault road
Up came a car and knocked poor lilo out
Out came the sun and dried up all the blood
And now Mister trollish Lilo
Is no longer about.
Lilo was a little troll
little troll
little troll
Lilo was a little troll
His legs was short you know
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Everywhere that lilo went
lilo went
lilo went
Everywhere that lilo went
that troll would sleep with hoes
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Next he took the greedy way
greedy way
greedy way
Next he took the greedy way
And launched campaign spinhome
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Laughing, he went bike riding
bike riding
bike riding
Laughing, he went bike riding
The rest we’re glad to know.
One little, two little, three little furries
Four little, five little, six little furries
Seven little, eight little, nine little furries
Ten little furry trolls.
KILL EM!
Ten little, nine little, eight little furries
Seven little, six little, five little furries
Four little, three little, two little furries
One little furry troll.
:DEFINITION OF A TROLL:
The term derives from “trolling”, a style of fishing which involves trailing bait through a likely spot hoping for a bite. As a verb, “to troll” is probably a corruption of “trawl.” Troll is fine as a verb since trawling for comments and flames is innate troll behavior. A “Troll” is a mythical monster that lives under a bridge and surprises people who try and cross the bridge with some bizarre puzzle or challenge that they must complete before crossing. It has been suggested that people who lurk in groups and suddenly enter discussions with unwanted and provocative contributions inspire the same type of fear in law-abiding netizens. More rational people know that Trolls are, in fact, monsters who live under a bridge, probably in Utah, who flocked to the information superhighway after real superhighways were declared obsolete by Al Gore. Bad things happen when trolls meet IRL.
Novice trolls often experience troll’s remorse. Such feelings tend to pass once they realize that people who take the Internets seriously enough to get upset by trolling really ought to get over themselves. Once they reach this point, they are said to suffer from Internet troll personality disorder. After long enough, they may even develop Chronic Troll Syndrome.
Where did you grow up?
tinbucktwo
Where do you live now?
bumphuk egypt
What is the highest level of education you have attained?
yay skool
What subjects did/do you enjoy the most at school?
smashing atoms
What's your favorite sport or sports?
space tag
What kinds of jobs have you held? Industries too!
world leader
What hobbies are you into?
crushing coups
What causes are you concerned about today?
people trying to overthrow my regime
If you claim a political party affliation, which is it?
dictator
Which religion (if any) do you follow?
SEXIANITY