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Yeah, it’s funny because Beaumont doesn’t even have hills.

It can be pretty, to be fair, but humid. And hot, lord it’s hot.

I was kidding, JesusMurphy, exactly in that way.

I just found it odd that I ran into someone here from Beaumont and thought I’d try a little joke.

And people always confuse Beaumont, Texas, with the Beaumont in the movie “Footloose”.

O hai, Tophy.

I like it when the FAILboat goes to the beach.

No brainz heer, d00d.

Like zombies, consufolk.

De UNDED, doom4d to walk de erth LOL

As much as it takes.

No bacon. I had bacon earlier with eggs, toast, and hash browns.

I want a tortilla and some cheese.

This is utterly ridiculous. I didn’t say s0d0my. I said the place-name, S0d0m.

And not 100 Nights of by de Sade either.

I wash my hands and feet of you.

I cannot mention the locale in which Lot lived?

Sodom?

Lot.

Are you serious? I can’t discuss Genesis 19:30-36?

Am I under investigation now for ACTUALLY READING THE BIBLE?

Why is my post awaiting approval? All I said was Sodom and Gomorrah in a discussion of Lot.

If I’m going to study the Bible, then the translation that I prefer, even though it is incomplete, is this one:

Main Page - LOLCat Bible Translation Project

I particularly recommend the fine translation of Genesis, especially the part about Lot offering his daughters to the residents of Sodom. Or was it Gomorrah?

Or the Gospel of John.

I IZ CEILING CAT.

Hay, Fiz.
Beaumont, Texas.

Guys, did y’all know that Beaumont, Texas is not very appropriately named because:
A) It’s not very beautiful, unless you like bayous and mosquitoes and poison ivy amd oil refineries.
B) It’s not a mountain either since it’s mostly below seal level.

I’m an EXPERT on Beaumont since I grew up in the Golden Triangle. And not the lawless zone in SE Asia where one can purchase heroin either.

[quote steak102][quote artauda]Ditzy: But make no mistake. We’re a profane lot.Filthy, dirty mouths.[/quote]You mouth may be dirty but it sure is purdy[/quote]

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