artauda's reply history at Help.com

I mean, look at mm… can’t get a word in edgewise without ‘awaiting approval’.

Ditzy: But make no mistake. We’re a profane lot.

Filthy, dirty mouths.

[quote Ditzy]So why was Consu shut down? do any of yall know?[/quote]

Because CNET quit supporting it over a year ago, and I guess we were:
A) Not making any money for them. This is true enough since the site was free with the same three ads.
B) I dunno why. I guess we were taking up server space?

[quote apollo]I am missing the 5:56 caltrain. ****. I am at one with my inner failbag.[/quote]

Does your failbag come with a manly strap?

Or does it come with the strap that you were lashed with at New Year’s?

[quote atrocity]Apparently the automoderation has a really weird idea about what is and isn’t appropriate content for children. Hey kids, did you know that if you drink bleach and ammonia at the same time it tastes just like cherries and gives you super powers? It’s true! Try it right away and don’t tell your mom, because you’re adopted and she wants you to be unhappy and short![/quote]

(laughing uncontrollably)

[quote Marconius]Well, welcome to the site. I’m just a Moderator, not an employee of CNet, so I have no idea what their intentions were by shutting down Consumation.This community has been up for a while, and yes, the auto-moderation is stricter since we have a younger crowd (14+) on this site.[/quote]

Hello Marconius.

Yes, we’re all a bit testy. Testes.

[quote Ditzy]soooo - if yall are so clever why are you posting about female bits? out of interest how was consu better than help? have you seen our chat room?[/quote]

We like to test boundaries before we assimilate you.

You have fifteen minutes to comply.

Aha.

No buttonhole.

glory hole?

gory hole?

labia?

titratchet

I thought you said cockwrench.

Mangina?

How ’bout poon?

Can we say… vag?

mm: Something British and lewd? Louche, I think.