artauda's reply history at Help.com

I have meet Jebus. He’s my own personal savior.

I mean savor. I savored him. Over a slow fire.

No help there. Re-deal.

The reason why we’re here is obvious.

A whole site of spambots.

Think of it. Epic adventures.

What about cumdumpster?

The shiny is making my head hurt.

I kinda like the conversation interface, ‘cept for the EPIC FAIL with the slow posting.

Hey! It won’t let you use all CAPS.

fail…
ure.

Hey, i kinda like this site:
You might want to try posting some text with the next reply, cowboy.
Awesum. let me post faster and i might try to aid and abet some of these people with t heir spelling and grammar.

Yif yif?

This inability to rapid post makes me want to DESTROY.

Mo’ sexy, mo’ problems.

[quote sarakie]guys on help.com are more brother-like than lover-like[/quote]

I’m not brother-like!

Avuncular.

Douchecanoeage.
Too many cocks, automatic docking.

I thought a help-meet was a euphemism for a wife.

I dunno what I need help with.

Money, mainly.