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Roltz! Hellooo,how are you,hun?
Being good I hope.;)

I have (in no particular order):

Kienbock’s disease, Epilepsy, Pancreatitis, a thyroid condition, and Gastroparesis, all of which conflict with me working effectively.

Don’t have anymore work. Every employer who hired me ended up firing me b/c of my health. Nice. Huh? And I’m on sick leave from school. So….

Cool.

Not too bad. Pretty interesting.

hi! So what have you been up to?

Hi! :)

*Say cheeeese*

How are you love?

Uh… guess I haven’t gotten to that part yet?

I do know kinda know that feeling, though. When there’s something ya just gotta know, but the more you seek it the further away it gets, the more hidden from the eye.

I just hate it being a “project”, y’know. It’s a one-time study for the test, but I’m terrible at setting up studying schedules.

Okay, ‘check’ mark on the latter group and ‘test for flaws’ on the former.

Is the university gonna teach you the findings or make you do some kinda project to find ‘em on your own?

But… the explanation’s kind of intuitive, innit?

The former want to be loved/accepted, and the latter wanna find good masturbation material.

So the degree would involve “formal” proofs to this?

They never do.

I’d say ~50% use it to change their personality into a more restricted form (respected), and ~50% use it to bring out the instinct within them (i.e be horny all over the network).

Cyberpsychology?

Kinda choices?

I’m fine, and was about to ask the same!

How’s the university thing? Did you find a job? How’s miss girlfriend?

Hi! :D

It has been awhile. Yes. :) I hope all is going well for you. I’m still wondering how you wish to incorporate counseling with cooking. :D You have whetted my appetite! lols.

Yo, Roltz.

Just stopping by to say ‘hi’. :D
Hope all is going well for you, my friend.

Hey you just saying hey and hoep your having a freaking awsome day or night or time of it ^_^

a jig-off it is then, the weapons have been chosen!

you know i actually used to do irish dancing, for about 6 years when i was young :P
my jig would blow your mind.

pssh, your paltry tap dancing salmon will be no match for teh lazerz!
bears with lazers man.
there is nothing cooler

ill have my team of SAS trained polar bears with lazers on their heads hunt you out…

of course, thats why the innocuous little smurf pic…lure them all in with innocence and blue cartoons then brainwash them all to enlist in my army…first step in world domination plan!
of course, now ive told you all this ill have to kill you…

mate, keeps me awake at nights too :P

How are you?

hi

I bet that would fit somewhere in the American Pie series.

Hmm, then how does a deer feel after it gets its head cut off and placed on a trophy-wall…?

Well, in a way that’s an even worse fate. A baguette get torn to shreds then torn to smaller, biological shreds, then gets enslaved and turned into fats for your body. A regular one-use machinery only gets dumped onto the street like a cheap prostitute in the 19th century.

Kinda thinking about it, imagine if it were a baguette getting eaten by a cow! Turns into a 4-use object. Ain’t that amazin’.

You presume correctly.

Okay. I might change me name again in the next few days. ^_^

Yep. Poor, poor life of a one-use object. Cue the violins, for the post-modern age.

You have just entered the shoes of a used condom right before being flushes down the toilet or thrown out the window. :D

Toodles noodles poodles doodles!

lol Yea.

lol sure

thanks. No I threw the fish back.

I dont despise him though. Its kinda a complex situation but its ok, its not such a blow now.

I randomly dance places too… but… I *think* I can dance. Depending on the song.

And aye.. I must keep my head. That will also be alright. I just got a new computer and lots of new software I need so keeping up with my work is now easier.

no.

I know.

No, nothing in particular…no particular room.

and right now I don’t really like my counselor. She thinks one of my suicide attempts was a “stunt.” Why would I attempt suicide as a stunt!

No, I go throughout my day and suddenly suicidal thoughts

I don’t have any cheese :( I have easter eggs? I’m not planning on drinking loads, though I may have to hit the Jaeger and Redbull lol. Should be a good enough night :)

Band practice sounds fun though, what kind of stuff do you guys play? Got a facebook page?