Former_User's shout trail with malori* - Help.com

Hiya Mal, I haven’t settled on a new forum yet - i’ve got underused accounts on a few and it’s just a case of something grabbing my attention and hooking me I’ll no doubt make a choice within a short time. Simply, I’m leaving because while I like this site I seem to be going in a different direction to it, I find I am restraining myself a great deal when making posts and when one of my self-censored posts was deemed inappropriate by a mod I thought a lot and have made the decision to move to a site that I can be more active and forthright on - and without the evangelists. I’ll be checking my account for the next couple of days (but not posting) then I’ll sign off. Take care, Renzo

what!?!? where are you leaving too?!

why?! why why why why?!

D:

Heya Mal, I had a discussion with one of the mods a week or so ago about my presence on this site and whether my replies were in accordance with the terms of use. To cut a long story short without going into a long rant about who is right and who is wrong I’ve decided to move to another forum. Hope your new love interest works out well for you. All the best (and all that jazz) Man_with_a_mop

love is going wonderfully. he flys up to Chicago on the 21st and will be staying with me for about a week, and then we will go down to my hometown and meet my family and stay for the holidays. then we will go back to Chicago and fly out of there… so pretty busy but we get to spend alot of time together.

Fine and funky thanks. Ho’s the love thing going? Are you doing the long distance thing or are one of you guys moving house?

I am absolutely great. I find that being in love suits me. i needed someone to balance out my inherent goofiness. lol.

you?

Hi, hi, hi!
How’s my Mal?

RENZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

hi!!!

Excellent thank you! Got a week holiday (unpaid) off to London for a few days.

i am FABULOUS! i can’t stay long but i was just checking in to see how you are.

hope you’re having a great day,
Mal

Hello!
How are you?

hello dear

totally in love.

so i am wonderful.
i just woke up(9:38 am, before you ask) and i have really stinky breath this morning…
off to brush!

MAL!!!!!
Your little Sheffield bloke is fine.
How’s my little Chicago bird?

RENZO!!!!!

I know. how is my little london bloke?

MAL!
Long time no speak.

RENZO!

I’ll give that a try, I might cheat on the glaze though I’m too lazy. BTW when you say cake flour do you mean self raising? It’s not a term I’ve heard before.
Glad you are enjoying cupids dart (I know don’t tell me it’s someone else’s dart you are enjoying the thought of.)
I just found a song that sums up the way I think rather well:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FggdVP…
It’s quite good.

cocoa*

no! don’t knock it until you have tried it!!! coco powder, cake flour, salt, sugar, olive oil, egg, water…
just like making frsh pasta but with sweet ing. i paired mine with a caramel glaze.
reallllllllllllly good….

i am so fabulous. it is love. i am so dang happy. :D

I’m fine thanks duck, except a bit disturbed about one thing:
CHOCOLATE PASTA?
How about you?

hahahahahahah, i don’t think he knew he was going to be involved in my falling scenario…

but i bribed my mother with a chocolate pasta…. she will hopefully be too distracted!

how are you, tex?

Well done dear, good show!
Never mind your mother, how does your uncle feel about this?

okay i blew it.

i was texting and walking in the grocery store and i tripped and fell into a shelf. i screamed “fuck my uncle” for everyone to hear. and made my own mother blush…

F’ing hell!
I recommend soap.
Otherwise how are you?

Renz

my mouth has become so DIRTY!
i was on the phone with my mother and i dropped the “f” word like 12 times.

I NEVER SAY THE “F” WORD!!!

=/

Why would it be a bad thing? Don’t get me started dear!
As long as you’re happy with it.
How’s today been for you?

the best thing. better than ice cream.

why would it be a bad thing, renz?

Awww bless.
I take it that’s a good thing for you?

your welcome, old chap.

i am so freaking in love. i don’t think i could fall any deeper.

:D

Fantastic as always thanking you my American friend.
How is your good self?

yes dear even them

hello back.

how is my favorite englishman?

Even a swede and carrot mash?

Hello by the way.

glazed carrots.

i hate carrots.

with a fiery orange passion.

Awww at least gravity’s still working. Anyways if you don’t hate the head chef they’re not doing their job properly.
What was your dish?

urr, i was going to say “ducked” to carry on with the conversation. but it didn’t make any sense.

today was the worst day in the kitchen i have 4 new cuts. they are all small and didn’t bleed much but the small ones hurt the most, you know?
and i dropped my whole bowl of mushrooms on the floor. and Chef wouldn’t even try my carrot dish. he said it was a beautiful presentation but he didn’t want to try it.
:(

Squashed!
How about you duck?

hello my squash,

how are you today?

bye sweetums!

have a great dayyyyy!!

Must dash anyways. Have a good day and all that jazz.

it does.

:)

Keeps one sane (in a rather twisted way) though doesn’t it.

:D

eh me too. i am surprised people understand me.

lol, it seems I always need to talk bollocks.

why?

i don’t mind.

is anything going on?
do you need to talk?

Sorry

your insane today.

:D

I don’t really know…

sounds lovely.

why would i want to buy something for myself when some grubby neighbor can steal it?

Ebay is the place to go, you can get anything on there for nothing and you get to have it permenantly borrowed by the neighbour the day after it arrives.