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[quote Nante tha count]Im not like that!! Im cute and funny!![/quote]

Best self description I’ve ever heard. I seriously laughed aloud.

1.) Dad - my dad busted his balls to bring our family together and give us the life we deserved. He’s one of those people that love to joke around and laugh, but you don’t want to piss off.

2.) Jesus Christ - I’m not a Christian, but being willing to die for the wrongs of all of humanity is a very noble thing. As is forgiving the same people that persecuted him. Regardless of what you believe, you cannot deny the power and beauty of his simple messages. If more Christians actually lived the way Christ did, it would be a much more beautiful religion.

3.) Indiana Jones - I grew up with those movies. I love history and archaeology, and a couple of gunfights never hurt anything. Nothing quite like a good adventure.

4.) Lou Ferrigno/ Bill Kazmaier - I’m a weightlifter, and both of these guys are prime examples of the human spirit. Lou never won first in Mr. Olympia, but in “Pumping Iron,” you can see how hard he trained in his gritty little weightroom while Arnold played on the beach (Arnie’s still got my respect though). And Bill Kazmaier is one of the few Americans to win the World’s Strongest Man competitions….much less three years in a row.

5.) Abraham Lincoln - what a nice guy. Wish we had more presidents like him.

I can relate from the other side. I cannot get close to my brother at all. I’ve tried again and again, but something is off. Every time he has a problem, I just brush it off or tell him to grow a pair of balls or something. I feel like he’s just trying to get my pity or something, and that’s something I hate giving to ANYONE.

I’m trying to get away from that mindset though. He may be trying to get my pity, but he’s still my brother, and deep down, some of my animosity may stem from the way our parents treated us differently growing up (which I’ve discussed with you before).

My point is, there may be some underlying feelings coming from her. I don’t think it’s just ‘the way she is’. From what you’ve told me before, she loves you very much. You really should try to dig a little deeper. Who knows what will turn up?

We’re doing super. Just list a few more sex positions and we’ve got it. Ha.

oh dear.

Doggy style feels pretty great, but I’ve only been with one girl that way and she said it hurt too much. I’ve heard from other girls that it feels amazing though.

Yeah, I feel better already!

Oh, sex positions. Well………..I don’t know. They’re all pretty fun. I’ve even had the ol’ standing 69. That was pretty interesting. Haha. We’re all going to be banned.

[quote mdunphy]haha, is anyone bold enough to answer unknowns question[/quote]

What did he ask?

[quote King Rowass][quote Malori At Midnight]he is madly in love with me and wants my body.that is the rivalry.[/quote]Whoa, don’t flatter yourself hun, I’ve got a hot new wife that takes care of me just fine.[/quote]

Congrats. And I’m sure your penis is satisfying to her as well. ;)

I’m actually a nice guy. Being filthy is just so darn fun, though.

God, we’re filthy. We need to go to church Sunday to get right with the Lord.

Yeah, I swiped it at the grocery store and they rejected it. Said my d1ck wasn’t valid or something. Had to put all of the groceries back.

God I hope not. It’s a scary thought nonetheless.

[quote unknown.nir]lol. Maybe it’s a victim of identity fruad? :O[/quote]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA.

[quote Kyle_01][quote nanny shark]Hehehehe! Mine seemed to be much bigger BEFORE I started having sex. Now, it actually fluctuates from 6 and a 1/2 to near 8. My penis is having an identity crisis.I read somewhere that getting an actually accurate reading is difficult, because there are different stages of ‘erect’. Hmmmmmmmm, something else to think about…….[/quote]Depends on how hot the girl is lol.[/quote]

Hehehehe! Mine seemed to be much bigger BEFORE I started having sex. Now, it actually fluctuates from 6 and a 1/2 to near 8. My penis is having an identity crisis.

I read somewhere that getting an actually accurate reading is difficult, because there are different stages of ‘erect’. Hmmmmmmmm, something else to think about…….