telapathicmetacarpus's reply history at Help.com

Merry Christmas!

Okay, I’m really really going to bed now. It might warm up to a whole 37 degrees tomorrow!!!! I’m soooo excited!!! I might get to *gasp* get out of the house!

Ugh. I really like kids…as long as I’m not solely responsible for them. Then they start getting sick and crying and fighting with each other and stop being so adorable.

Awww…he’s adorable.

Dude, nobody THINKS their kids are monsters. Except by the end of summer vacation, after 3 trips to the emergency room and countless spilled juice stains.

lol, yeah, you’re annncient. Our powerline freaking exploded. Like, big firey sparking explosion. It was intense. A stupid tree leaned on it.

Okay, I’m a 15 year old(yes, yes, another emo teen on help.com. Shush) who’s currently stuck in high school, living in Seattle WA. Parents divorced, 1 older bro, 3 older step brothers. I have no significant others *sigh* but a lot of good friends. I’m recently employeed at a job I love.

I’m also currently in dire need of doing laundry, but my power is out, and while we have a generator, the laundry machine isn’t hooked up. But the internet is. We have our priorities.

Ignoring what turn this conversation has taken, and answering the question, I am about as helpful in real life…I’m not that helpful here.

Sooo…chatting. Jesus christ, I think I’ve forgotten how to make conversation.

So, Who are you guys? Feel free to write long paragraphs worth of life stories.

Says the goddess of discourse and strife (at least according to the username)

Nope! They are all the figment of a guy named Quinns imagination! Sorry.

Oh, you meant in terms of being good and faithful at stuff? Yeah..not so much. I dunno, I’m a pretty good judge of character, so I’m rarely disappointed by people, but that also means I only trust my selective few.

Hey! We are currently the popular post!

Anyway….anyone still want to talk about God? He’s done some crazy whack sh.it over the years! That burning bush thing? What up wit dat?

Let’s just say I ate a vegan two month old banana flavored rectangle and am rather suspicious of exactly what is now going on in my intestines.

I just partaked (partook?) in my first ever banana nut cliff bar…I am skeptical.

I’m feeling unusually chatty because I have left my house three times since Tuesday because the snow is so bad. I’ve been having meaningful conversations with strangers every chance I get.

Almost 1 AM