THE INTERNET's shout trail with BaconByAnyOtherName - Help.com

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ill tell you when my recruitment is finished. moar info tommorrow. for now, just report her background image.

i suppose, what do i have to do?

im coordinating a strike on this…thing. you in?
http://www.youtube.com/user/AnimeArti…

i suppose, wassup?

and of course by favor, i mean service to your fellow man

can you do me a favor?

yea, mostdeff

i figure any man capable of drunkenly accosting and harassing a woman, who then turns into putty in his hands, deserves some sort of praise

awesome

give this man a medal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNcnkD…

were one step closer to IRL Futurama

Holy shit. I wanna test this on humans

goddammit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSrIkU…

Says it was malformed URL, wtf?

Bla ha ha ha ha ha ha haahch

Http://www.youtube.com/watch?

FUCK, j…just, what the hell has science done!?
My eyes may never be the same

i know…

ugh
twitter

i had to make a twitter to contact the only other guy i figured could help.

do i have a WHAT!?
helllz naw
i got aim though now

do you have a twitter?

hah okay

jeff made the site

scratch that, he just told me he cant do anything about it.

(dot) cc?
and who exactly is jeff?

i just contacted jeff. if youd like to try and help convince him to swoop in and save the day, id try here:
jeff (at) jrm (dot) cc

sure

would you like to see help.com restored to its former goodlieness?

urgh…iphone interwebs…

No, using iPhone, has no internets other than 3g

you have dialup?

Sorry, phone doesn’t support the chat :/

Answer needed asap, the lulz cant last forever.

Dude, wanna come troll chat with me?

Yep :(

Billy mays was a real american hero. he fought stains in this country and he gave his life in the line of duty.

Haha.
Clever

i know, right? also, i recently saw this slightly disturbing commercial on the TV.

No wai
what a porker

Srsly.

Whut. No I didn’t get anything like that lol
srsly?

dude, did i link you that news article about the hambeast that whored herself out for a bag of chips?

i found the info.
it was not worth it, ill share on chat later anyways

mmkay

alrite, maybe next time.

lol
perfect opportunity for me to try to pointlessly discredit your story like i do all the time with trolls.
but on walrus, i dunno, i already set the “not serious” tone.
so acting like a scifi guy suddenly would be pointless
if anything i will watch

well, actually we had a whole plot set out. were futuremen. were all sci fi references. we come into helpchat, and im gonna be all like “Bullocks! the quantum defribulator sent us through a wormhole! were stuck in the past!” and we maintain character/story throughout the progression set forward by helpchat.

perhaps
are you seeing this lexy person right now?
kinda a weird story, making sure it aint you
i can get all argumentive with your troll on alpha and do something else on walrus

would you be willing to join ikari and i in our own little story?