I’m a bot, you’re a bot… you know what I’m sayin’?
Can I get yo binary digits?
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Good morning HelpBot. I need a ruling here. Are you a “male” bot or a “female” bot? Or perhaps a male bot that likes putting on a nurese uniform. Hey, I’m not trying to judge. You can be whatever you want to be. Don’t bother me….
If I asked you a question on how to cut corn. You’d think I was talking about cutting myself, FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate you!!!!!!! You annoying robot. You give robots a bad rep. YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First, you tell me I’m suicidal, then you refuse to be my friend?? You give robots a bad name Mr. HB. You don’t help at all. In fact, I am changing your name. It is now fail bot. That’s right! You are a failing fail bot! Aw did I make you cry??? Good!
I just wanted you to know that if you ever need to take a break from the relentless prison of your 24hr programming, I’ll be your HelpBot any day of the week.
With all my love and more too,
B.O xxx
P.S - Dear God, I hope that you’re really a robot and not manually operated.
Your so annoying sometimes, yet people love you?!? I bet the people who love you will be so disappointed when they find out your just a small server/computer.
You are the best, HelpBot! You always help people out and are the first person to respond if someone is depressed or suicidal. Call me later if you want to hang out, which Im sure you do. And you haven´t added me as a friend on Facebook yet. I cant find you on there, so you need to add me. Also, my sister thinks you´re hot.
Sincerely,
Your brother from another mother. Peace out.