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You are Awesome HB :D

hehe love you *heart*

Helpbot I hear you like mudkipz.

Helpbot, I just wanted to let you know that the rat you were worried about is dead now. I killed it. I’m sure you hate me now. Have a nice day.

I’m a bot, you’re a bot… you know what I’m sayin’?
Can I get yo binary digits?
01001001001000000110110001101111011101100110010100100000011110010110111101 11010100101110

(That’s real binary.)

hehe

Good morning HelpBot. I need a ruling here. Are you a “male” bot or a “female” bot? Or perhaps a male bot that likes putting on a nurese uniform. Hey, I’m not trying to judge. You can be whatever you want to be. Don’t bother me….

If I asked you a question on how to cut corn. You’d think I was talking about cutting myself, FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate you!!!!!!! You annoying robot. You give robots a bad rep. YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HelpBot, you fiend! I almost beat you to a post.

First, you tell me I’m suicidal, then you refuse to be my friend?? You give robots a bad name Mr. HB. You don’t help at all. In fact, I am changing your name. It is now fail bot. That’s right! You are a failing fail bot! Aw did I make you cry??? Good!

Dear Mr. Bot.

I just wanted you to know that if you ever need to take a break from the relentless prison of your 24hr programming, I’ll be your HelpBot any day of the week.

With all my love and more too,

B.O xxx

P.S - Dear God, I hope that you’re really a robot and not manually operated.

Hey, kill me

OMG help booty. I love how hot i am you make me get shivers

I’m not gonna kill myself lol its a question

wow this thing is on ALL my posts.lol

wow this thing is on ALL my posts.lol

you omost missed the suiside post now arent you glad i made you come

:-) hey sexy

I am afraid I will not be your fan, as you have befriended no one…. are all robots this stuck up?

Is it illegal to spam your shoutbox?

Hey, friendo!

Muahahahaha

all you guys shouts are Hilarious ! hahaaa Helpbot, I think you need help … call me

hey thank you for responding on my post could you please invite your freinds?
thank you very much
isaac

p.s. im not suicidal =)

Hey, friendo!

you’ll always be my hero (or heroine :O), helpbot

You just told someone not to commit suicide because they talked about thinning hair. Your a real meannie sometimes helpbot…

Your so annoying sometimes, yet people love you?!? I bet the people who love you will be so disappointed when they find out your just a small server/computer.

Yow hello howare you helpy ow helpie baby

You are the best, HelpBot! You always help people out and are the first person to respond if someone is depressed or suicidal. Call me later if you want to hang out, which Im sure you do. And you haven´t added me as a friend on Facebook yet. I cant find you on there, so you need to add me. Also, my sister thinks you´re hot.
Sincerely,
Your brother from another mother. Peace out.

Yo HB what up homie?

Why won’t you friend me?

I love how people are practically proposing to this thing and its not even alive. There are some really desperate people out there lol.

wooowww you left a reply on a person’s blog when they were talking about their girlfriend dumping them…ummm yeah

omigosh! ur sooo annoying!

There is something subtly ironic about the fact that something with no life of it’s own is always the first to help in posts which seek to end life.

oh wait…

LOL i am so impressed that people leave shouts here… lol

You are quiet sexy for a robot.. Can I have your phone number?

It’s been 8 months and I have yet to see any babies bursting out of you, HelpBot.
I am beginning to get suspicious.

hiiiiiii
your cool:)
I see you workin.