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• I think we all need a laugh. posted (3 weeks, 5 days) ago
  This site is hilarious-slash-disturbing http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/…

• Does anyone have a T-Mobile Sidekick? posted (1 year, 3 months) ago
  Mine is all of a sudden acting up…not doing what it’s supposed to and it’s drivin…

• Happy BlindOptimism Appreciation Day! posted (1 year, 3 months) ago
  He is the coolest, awesomest, most HELPFUL guy in Ipswich…I swear! If you ever need help, ju…

• I’m going Bronde! posted (1 year, 5 months) ago
  Has anyone else done this before? Any tips on what to tell my colorist? I’m superpsychedslas…

• I’m going to Vegas! posted (1 year, 5 months) ago
  Update by Otter: Stefh is going this Saturday! We will all miss you Miss Wonderful! Can anyone of…

• Are there any fat girls out there who have a boyfriend? posted (1 year, 5 months) ago
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steff's Top (5) Replies by other users' votes

• (4 votes) I could like to wear a jean pants!
  

  ORRRR…Anon has poor grammar because he/she is from a country that doesn’t speak english…let’s say deep in the rain forest of South America (but has a computer) and his/her tribe doesn’t allow jeans but he/she reeaaaaaally wants to. My advice, Anon: break free! you can do it! you can live in a free, jean-wearin’ country!!
  
  best of luck to you.
  
  - written 1 year, 5 months ago – voted for by hey...iknowyou, Shellfish, kim., Narrator

• (3 votes) What is wrong with socialism?
  

  I can’t believe some people are saying there is NOTHING wrong with socialism!
  
  This is how we learned about different economies in school:
  
  World Economic Systems
  
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  FEUDALISM
  You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
  
  PURE SOCIALISM
  You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
  
  BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM
  You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you should need.
  
  FASCISM
  You have two cows. The government takes them both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
  
  PURE COMMUNISM
  You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
  
  RUSSIAN COMMUNISM
  You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
  
  CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM
  You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
  
  DICTATORSHIP
  You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
  
  PURE DEMOCRACY
  You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
  
  REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY
  You have two cows. Yours neighbors pick somone to tell you who gets the milk.
  
  BUREAUCRACY
  You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other one and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows. In triplicate.
  
  ANARCHY
  You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors take the cows and kill you.
  
  CAPITALISM
  You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
  
  - written 1 year ago – voted for by Sir Cody †, Central

• (2 votes) I have completely lost all faith in Christianity.
  

  [quote jenna_jag]virgin mary… never had sex right? wrong. how would that have been possible back then? seriously. Adam and Eve were the first people alive? no - science proves we all evolved from prehistoric creatures. God helps and protects up and blah blah blah. Excuse me, HOW? when has he ever helped any one? Has he stopped all the disasters? the murders? the crime? the deaths? the global warming? No! SERIOUSLY!!!???!?!?!?!???!!! how can anyone believe in some crackpot who didnt/doesnt/never did exist!?[/quote]
  
  Calm down Jenna. Mary was only a virgin when she gave birth to Jesus. She had other kids after that…
  
  And we might have evolved from other creatures…doesn’t mean God still didn’t create humans.
  
  People are bad. Bad things happen.
  
  But our poster is just confused about his religion.
  
  No need to be so angry Jenna.
  
  - written 1 year, 5 months ago – voted for by -Cap'n Roj Returns-, kim.

• (2 votes) I like my best friends crush!
  

  Friends before boys, allllways!
  
  - written 1 year, 5 months ago – voted for by kim., jessica33313

• (1 vote) does ‘friends with benefits’ ever work out?
  

  Christian isn’t a label, it’s who you are, it’s a lifestyle, it’s in your soul.
  
  - written 4 weeks ago – voted for by the.only

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• Would you ever meet anyone off the internet?
  

  that’s probably it.
  - written 2 hours, 44 minutes ago

• i feel like committing suicide can anyone help me, im scraming for somebody to help me !
  

  I’m so sorry andrea. Does your mom have a plan for where you will stay while she’s gone? A relative?
  
  Please don’t do anything drastic.
  - written 2 hours, 44 minutes ago

• Would you ever meet anyone off the internet?
  

  Our poster has been mostly absent. I wonder if he/she is considering this.
  - written 4 hours, 9 minutes ago

• Would you ever meet anyone off the internet?
  

  [quote Anonymous]what was it like steff? was it someone around the same age? a friend?[/quote]
  
  we actually started out as email pen pals. we waited like a year and a half before meeting in person and it was really great and comfortable.
  - written 5 hours, 56 minutes ago

• Would you ever meet anyone off the internet?
  

  I don’t think asking someone where they live is too personal. Not at all! I like to know where people live so I understand their culture, differences in language and upbringing etc.
  
  And I have met someone off the internet before.
  - written 8 hours, 25 minutes ago

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