Mini-Profile
I was born when my mother was halfway down an alligator’s throat. I dropkicked the alligator to death and a got a job as a stockbroker. When I was 14 years I graduated high school, then got fired from my stockbroker job for having sex with the boss’s wife and mistress, simultaneously.
I decided to live in the wilderness, which went great until I was attacked by a bear, which tore my leg off. I grew another one and went to get the bear back, but he tore my leg off again. One leg later and I tore the bear’s leg off! Eat that, Bear! He’s not going to be growing it back because he’s not a Zen master.
After that I founded six companies and made a billion dollars, but that’s not really important.
Right now I’ve got a small dog attacking my hand. I’m not really sure what to do. Can someone help me? I think it’s a chihuahua. It’s got really sharp teeth, they’ve almost broken the skin. I guess I could wait for it to die of old age, but maybe there’s a better solution.
I am Jack.
Where did you grow up?
Everywhere.
Where do you live now?
Moving to Prague very soon.
What is the highest level of education you have attained?
College.
What subjects did/do you enjoy the most at school?
English.
What hobbies are you into?
Writing.
What causes are you concerned about today?
Society.