Pongo's reply history at Help.com

has it occurred to anyone that OP might simply just be typing this out of sheer anger and using the word “kill” in a metaphorical sense?

He sounds just like me. I like this girl a lot, but there’s no way in hell I will ever go into a relationship with her.

Why don’t you stay on a little longer and find out?

Call your local ISP like Cox, Verizon, etc.

Isn’t that the only reasonable way an average citizen can meet the queen? To be honest I’m not even sure if you’re joking around or not with your post.

Er, try Britain’s got talent and win? The winner of the show gets to perform for the queen and the royal family. Unrealistic?

is that even humanely possible? I recall losing 5 pounds in 50 days if my estimations correct.

[quote rockasmil]Its not bad but its not wise either. You’re relationship is obviously strong but the question is for how long. You guys will probably end up getting really bored with each other because you know too much about one another too early in the game. The excitement will diminish, and you might end up wondering why you were with her to begin with.

HEY…just because you love, or really like a person, doesn’t mean you have to spend EVERY SINGLE WAKING MOMENT with them.

Make sure you establish lives outside of you’re relationships, because its easy to get sucked into them. If you don’t, you may end up resenting each other due to lost time.

I suggest talking to your girlfriend about your concerns. If she has any sense what so ever. She’ll understand.

=) All the best.[/quote]

That’s exactly what I am afraid of. I want to preserve what already exists of our relationship (btw we’re not actually dating).

It’s called faith. You can’t disprove it. Therefore it exists.

Or that’s what they say anyway.

What defines a perfect religion? What exactly IS a perfect religion?

Because I think every religion has the potential to be ‘perfect’ (whatever that means). The only problem is that almost every religion has a bunch of radical nut-heads who thinks every other religion needs to go.

Now buddhism might be a perfect religion….

First thing that came to my head when I read the title: You had your arm amputated and had an artificial limb. Some punk kid comes and takes it off and runs away.

Most logical explanation.

Because the only other explanation is some random stranger came with a butcher knife, amputated your arm, and took off with your arm.

Not even in dreamland.

You know it’s best not to think about these kinds of things.

While initially it’s fun to fantasize, you’ll eventually end up in despair if you end up wanting it too much.

Like me. I want to go back and fix my number one regret in life. Alas it’s never happening. It’s pointless to think about it.

[quote parsave7]yea thats it. did you read it all? it got to a point of not even discussing the girls help with the subject on tesla. which means there was no help in site. but look again it stopped didnt it?[/quote]

It wasn’t a discussion. She asked what inventions Tesla made. The question was answered multiple times and was summed up by Hid’s generous post. She got all the help she needed and more. So yes, help.com DID help the girl.

er, sorry? You never explained that in your original post…

But I don’t understand what’s wrong with play I’m Yours?

No. Definitely not that song.

If anything, play either I’m Yours by Jason Mraz or 1234 by Plain White T’s.

Personally I recommend the I’m Yours.