Morally Ambiguous JD's reply history at Help.com

[quote xxsmiley08x]one of my freinds says santa is real the other says he is fake
my parents say he’s real but then why were they looking the presants up on ebay !
i want to believe in santa and i know he probbaly is not real but please![/quote]

they send the gift list to santa and het delivers it all.

[quote Dr. Ralph]If you wear a clip on tie you shouldn’t even waste your time going to an interview…[/quote]

Hell yes. It’s not fooling anyone!
and whats the fun? you cant use a clip up tie in the bedroom!

This is one of the advantages of wearing a tie!
http://i49.tinypic.com/20pok1t.jpg
hoochies!

[quote jetmoo][quote Dr. Ralph]I only learned the four in hand myself. I think maybe my dad taught me the half Windsor when I was a kid but I forgot how to tie it when I was in college and stopped going to church.[/quote]

I have never wore a tie in my entire life :) just get a clip on, less complicated lol[/quote]

Clip on?

urgh….

Hey, can I talk to you?

I’m not feeling to great at the minute and I just need to talk it out with someone.

There you go :)

Friend, but only after breaking up with boyfriend and giving it a month.

You dont get over someone by forgetting about them.
You do it by learning to accept your feelings for him and the fact you will always have those remenants of the relationship in your mind. Eventually it just doesnt matter anymore.

Mate you missed the boat.
Leave it.

your afraid of getting into a relationship because you know it will lead to or she will require sex and you are terrified of being laughed at, not satisfying her or being premature.

Because of this you only pick girls to fixate on who you can not have, you have either missed out on entirley or know are a safe bet wont be atracted to you. You use this to deflect critisism that you arent trying because you can always say, “well there is this one girl” but the truth is you know that she isnt an option and you dont want her to be.

Untill you get it out of your head that sex is the be all and end all your going to stay single. Unless you meet a very conservative christian woman, My advice at this point would be to either start going to church, or join the priesthood. Either that or grow some balls dude, seriously.

[quote wha]this is your best hair http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0xTXf-XM70s…

YES! jesus he actually looks handsome in that picture right?

[quote Zeus’ Beard!]I’m glad that you think that, Joshy, but the women of this world need your awesomeness! And so does Mozamibique.

I’m sorry I got mad at you earlier, Alex. But I feel it’s important that you understand you can’t just play with people’s lives because of desire, or passion.
Is her body really worth it? I know it’s hard for the mind to think logically simoulateniously with the body, but do try.
If you still want her by that time, if you really “love” her, perhaps it’s worth a shot. But you must also be considerate towards those involved.

Joshy’s letter is a good choice, by the way.[/quote]

I have lots of female friends, im a virgin I’m 20 I’m skinny and used to think I looked about 12. So I’m pretty much the same as this guy except having been around girls so long I can talk to them.

and surprise surprise they are people just like you, who think just like you do and are looking for exactly what you are looking for! Talk right from your heart and dont shoot the bull with her, show her respect by being open and honest and if shes the right girl she will notice that and apreciate it and you might if your lucky end up with her.

What you can do is respect women to the extent that you think sleeping with them, or wanting to be WITH them is selfish on your part. Everyone is freaking selfish like that, we all want to be loved and to have someone to love and you wont get that if your afraid to of the girl.

Just down a few whiskeys, Spin round and ask her what shes drinking. Then ask her name, introduce yourself and thats how you pick up girls in bars dude. Now get to it!

[quote bballplayermike]Well the modems the small black thing I got on the side of my computer but dont know if its wireless.[/quote]

even its wireless you can still use it as a wired one.
Plug it into cable, then plug the ethernet cable into your xbox from your modem.
Turn your xbox on and use the sign on to xbox live option then follow the instructions.

You need a modem, your cable provider should provide you one.
At least the modems the easiest way to do it, if you want to do it through your pc look it up on the xbox forums.

there are 8 users who use several different profiles and its been online since may of 1997

YES! and you dont need any reason, just that you want to.

[quote Zeus’ Beard!][quote alex_man12345678]Yes. This is true[/quote]

I’m glad you agree. Don’t let yourself fall to selfish desires. I tried it once and it smacked me full across the face. That was a pretty nasty experience, but it kept me from repeating that attempt and made me a better person in the end, I think.[/quote]

your a great person, I would go gay for you sir, i think that highly of you.