Morally Ambiguous JD's shout trail with Elderly Yeti. - Help.com

Ah, excellent.

Fair journey, future liberty bearer!

Future liberty bearer

Good luck with that, brave soldier. Erm, future general?
*Salute*

nah im okay, i made my choice.

How about south Africa? Or that Georgia (I think that’s what they call that country in war?). Honolulu?

Becuas ei like mozambique, its warmer than wher ei live and i think it could be run a little better tbh.

Not that I know.

But why would you to rule over them instead of the people you’ve grown up with? And specifically mozambiquians?

P.S you have both sides’ agreement, time for online marriage J!

your point is?

your not a rascist are you?

Executions… yep, that’s gonna create and empty plenty of job space. Brilliant.

But your people are mozambiquian.

Well mayors will be elected in local elections within the first two months of the new democracy, before that i will have put in place teporary officials to do the job.

Gangs, they will be hunted down and executed as for any corrupt government officials they also will be executed.

My state is for the benefit of the people!

Oh, that explains it.

So who will be the mayors?
And the other government officials?
What about the underworld gangs?
What’ll you do with a democracy?

no no no, the genereal are to become the police cjhiefs in the new towns not the mayors silly

Does the “truly democratic” part involve overthrowing your grand rule when they feel you’ve done enough? o.O

How do the generals know how to run a country? It’s like when Napoleon gave Fourier (a rather brilliant mathematician) the control over some country or city for being one of his supporters.

Kinda thinking about it, not only do you have Napoleon’s power to control people, but you also have the charisma and looks! What a combo.

Well once I have the country I will Instate my generals as police chiefs in each of the towns/cities, some of the soldiers will become police officers each will be given a new house. The rest will be kept on to create and start a new governemtn millitary.

I will create a new truely democratic government where each month a group of randomely selected non government officials or employees will act as senate to pass laws, discuss issues and decide how to use a percentage of the local budget for the area.

The higher government will be subject to complete transparency in their working lifes and every three years an election is held to elect a new government . No candidate can serve more than once as president.

In short I would run the country properly.

What’ll you do with mozambique and a private army?

I’m only going to take over mozambique. The time im delaying is to hire a private army.

Ho. So you’ve postponed taking over the world to 2010? Very clever. A nice round number for domination purposes.

I have not yet aquired my clothing, I collect them the very same day a santas birthday.

Can’t you trick people into funding you with this so-called “confidence”? And that awesome coat/fedora/scarf you got the other day?

Sadly I do not have the funding :(

You’re too modest, J. With your powers, you could take over the world! I know I would.

no really, your too kind.. *blushes*

That’s incredible, pretending to be someone you’re not! I would never have though of that, but it would take a genious to pull it off. If I had a hat on my head right now, I’d take it off and throw it in your general direction.

The secret is to pretend your more succsesfull, more atractive and smarter than you really are.

It’s called confidence and chicks love it.

Oh wow, you simply must rewrite all the entries on every online encyclopedia on the WWW, you’ll gain eternal fame!

oh fo sho, I even met two of them from help.com whom are now friendly friends donchaknow

I didn’t know ladies visited your profile, J.
I didn’t know there were ladies in cyberspace.

“No comment”

Dude you looked, thats for da ladies… and also im too lazy to remove them….

Least its a nice bum lol

Dude, your backside is all over your mini-profile. >.>

ah but the interview was conducted by three women. One of whome was pregnent, and also I think they were all either Catholic or Christian because the interview was in a church…

I don’t think there were any good omens for me in the run up to that interview :P

One last thing,
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid…

I think you should’ve went unshaved for that interview though. Perhaps they thought you unmanly for being shaved on No-Shave November? o.O

Yes sir

Grand, I’ll try to remember that but no promises.

Take care of those stubbles.

March

Which month is your birthday, Josh?

It’s Dani’s birthday tomorrow [Monday].

We shall see then.

That is the test my friend, There is only one true club.

If you are cool enough you will know it.

Which of the hundreds of thousands cool kids club should I join?

You have to have been a member of the cool kids club. so go google the cool kids club.

Hello.
How do I join the officially awesome Persons club®, Josh?