It is ridiculously slow. It’s giving me a headache! You’re a fatty! Just kidding. You probably needed that weight… ;)
Umm soo cross country for me is liiiike…California! I love you california!
Ahh, I’ve heard sad things about Houston. I hope he’s doing as good as possible. I can’t imagine that happening to me or anyone around here!!!
And I have not forgotten about you! Tonight, I will be online to chat…and maybe you will be there, too!
Have a wonderful rest of the day. Enjoy everything about Texas that Rhode Island cannot offer.
Good day, sir.
TEXAN: “Where are you from?”
HARVARD GRAD: “I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions.”
TEXAN: “OK - where are you from, jackass?”