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A Man Without A Country - Kurt Vonnegut

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
H.L. Mencken

There will one day spring from the brain of science a machine or force so fearful in its potentialities, so absolutely terrifying, that even man, the fighter, who will dare torture and death in order to inflict torture and death, will be appalled, and so abandon war forever.
Thomas Edison

There are two things that are infinite: the universe and human ignorance. And I’m not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein

The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for.
Ernest Hemingway

The fight is won or lost far away from the witnesses, behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road; long before I dance under those lights.
Muhammad Ali

The best index to a person’s character is (a) how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and (b) how he treats people who can’t fight back.
Abigail Van Buren

It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was going to fight in another fight, away from the first fight.
Jack Handey

First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win.
Mahatma Gandhi

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
Plato

He who fights too long against dragons becomes a dragon himself; and if you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss will gaze into you.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Money Tree
It had twenty-dollar bills for leaves.
Its flowers where government bonds.
Its fruit was diamonds.
It attracted human beings who killed each other around the roots and made very good fertilizer.
Kurt Vonnegut

Movie quotes:
Mary and Max

Mary Dinkle’s eyes were the color of muddy puddles, and her birthmark the color of poo.

Lucky Number Slevin

Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look a-like contest in Monte Carlo and came in third. Now, that’s a story. This is something else.

The Departed

Some people don’t trust a guy with an immaculate record.I do. I have an immaculate record.

Broken Flowers

The future isn’t here yet, whatever it’s going to be. So, all there is. Is this. The present.

Pulp Fiction

Well, Marcellus Wallace don’t like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace.

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

I go on journeys out of my body… and look at my red hands and my mean face… and I wonder about that man that’s gone so wrong. I been becoming a problem to myself.