Mini-Profile
I talk about myself WAY too much, as you’ll soon discover. I’m completely genuine and sarcastic at the same time. I have a dirty mouth but perfect manners. I have a dark and warped sense of humor. I’m fucking weird. I crush easily. I speak when spoken to. (Or when relevant). My favorite cereal is Banana Nut Crunch. I HATE dishonesty from other people and am working to rid myself of it as well. I love thunderstorms and kittens. I think I’m pretty funny. I’m a diligent worker. I’m kind of a neat freak. I’m really patient. I collect pacifiers. I like crowded places. I have excellent grammar. Butterflies terrify me. I’m a little OCD. I wish I was covered in tattoos and piercings. ALRIGHT! I’M FUCKING EMO! I GET IT! I hate authority. Some people call me on the phone. 1/3 of my immediate family is dead. I enjoy shoplifting. I fucking hate northern/midwestern accents. I don’t gamble. I’m a fast typist. I’m dichotomous. The more dire the circumstance, the higher my optimism. I want to be caught in a tornado or some natural disaster. I’m an enhancement smoker. I rock at trivia. I think racism is terrible but I love the jokes. I have a thing for men with glasses. I like mirrors. I’d totally be an anarchist if I thought we all could pull it off. I’m still selfish and weak, but it’s something I work on every day. Sometimes I love to argue. I’m a craigslist addict. I’m childishly naive but am curing that with reason. I often start sentences with, “dude”. Fancy restaurants make me uncomfortable. I’m a conspiracty theorist. Incessantly, excessively happy people annoy me greatly. People who consider their dogs their children freak me out. I cry easily but am working to better control my emotions, especially my tears. I prefer to eat ice cream directly from the carton. I’m devastatingly shy and avoidant. I’m thrifty. When I listen to music I like to listen with my whole body and with my undivided attention. I’m an American and therefore a hypocrite :). I prefer documentaries to movies “based on true events”. I’m in the middle of a love/hate relationship with myself. I was once the absolute center of someone’s world. I’m a night owl. I try to love my family the way I’m “supposed” to but I still can’t help that I’m often disgusted by them. I want to participate in a riot. I have almost a fear of being generic. A part of me wishes I could stay a child forever. I had/have some mental baggage but am in the process of lightening the load. I think I may be borderline narcissistic. I’m a daydreamer and am easily distracted. Often, I look at the present as though it’s the past. I have hurt people who have loved me beyond words, and try every day to restore what I have destroyed.
Where did you grow up?
All over Minnesota
Where do you live now?
San José, CA
What is the highest level of education you have attained?
High School Diploma
What subjects did/do you enjoy the most at school?
English, Social Studies and Art
What's your favorite sport or sports?
Figure Skating and Gymnastics
What kinds of jobs have you held? Industries too!
Cashier, Sales Assistant, Mortgage Assistant and Receptionist
What hobbies are you into?
Getting stoned, drinking (especially in public), going for walks, cruising, riding the bus, going to concerts/shows/raves, watching movies, going to amusement parks, writing poetry/songs, rollerblading/skateboarding, thrift store shopping, singing, being outside or anywhere social, tanning (by the sun, not fake 'n' bake), reading, being a mallrat, hacky sack, rolling, human interaction, Halo 3, board games, piano, Yoga
What causes are you concerned about today?
Too much big government
If you claim a political party affliation, which is it?
Libertarian
Which religion (if any) do you follow?
Unitarian Universalism