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• Future Savior of Mankind.
  

  First of all, how dare you!!! To the uninitiated they might think that you were really God, what with the audacity of the claim and all knowing full well that I am a jealous God and that you shall have no God before me. Funny, maybe. Made me laugh. Thankfully, when “I” wrote the Bible “I” told everyone to be on the lookout for people who would swear that they were “I.” My true title, though not as braggadocios is King of Kings and Lord of Lords and I wear it with pride both on my “vestments” and on my thigh. As god of gods I am sure you can give us chapter and verse for that. Not so funny is the fact that I came to your page by doing a search for my name. Gregory GOrDon. Apparently from the content of the page it was specifically designed to bait me here. And it worked so now that you’ve got me let’s get it on. How we do this is up to me as is everything but just to show you how powerful I am I’ll make you tell everyone what I have decided to do. Go ahead, God of Gods. In case you think this is a joke ask the guy who claimed to be God while he and I were together in prison. Me for threatening to kill Ronald Reagan and him for God only knows what. Go ahead ask him, I wiped his name from my memory banks but since you are the God of Gods, go ahead ask him. See what he says happened to him. Oh, in case I am right and you take this thing for a joke let me just say that if you want to be sure you got the right man look for a guy with a big gaping hole where his jugular vein ought to be. And were I you, I’d start my search in a cemetery in Rochester, Minnesota. Now don’t get me wrong. I am not mad. And this is not a threat. Nor even a promise. But I just want to impress upon you the gravity of what you are playing with. In the first place and correct me if I am wrong the first commandment contains the phrase do not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. And I hate comic books. Well, actually I was kind of fond of Richie Rich. But as for those action superheros one pansy in a cape is very much like the next fruit in a super hero suit. Now then there is always the exception that proves the rule. Think Braniac and you’ve got this whole God of Gods or should I rephrase it as wanna be of wanna be’s down pat. For every Braniac knows better than to think he is God of Gods. It is just not scriptural, unless it is true and you my friend will earn that title over my dead body. A god, The beginning of the creation of God, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Lion of Judah, Righteous and True, Word of God, Almighty God, Prince of Peace and Everlasting Father maybe, but to tell you the truth I need not claim any of that for I will die like a prince an ordinary man and to tell the absolute truth nothing I’ve ever done has required anything more the protection of the gospel of truth, breastplate of righteousness, and a few other not so secret weapons (if you know where to find them). I’m on your *** buddy. Someday maybe literally as geeky though you seem I bet… well… as I said I’ll let you tell me what to do.
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