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He’s thirty-two as far as I know.

hey?

Sorry, wasn’t actually online this morning. Its going to be a busy couple of days for me and I really just never log off.

Heyy where did you get the avatar picture. I know someone who is bi, and has that same picture on her myspace. I read your profile and you seem very similar. Just corincendence i suppose?

Yeah, that’s a great album. I went to see them last month but I missed parts of the end because I wasn’t well :-s

Doesn’t sound odd to me, it sounds young. I’ve been there, done that, and experienced firsthand the difference between an online connection and a personal one.

You should meet him though, find out if you have a personal connection too.

^ ^

Don’t let Zeus catch you inflating my ego, he might make you start inflating his too.

reply sent :D:D

i sent back a reply
it’s easier to talk with e-mails, so if you agree we should talk there:D

Well, its not that I win every time… but I definitely dish it out more often than I get whooped myself.

Don’t worry too much about inflating my ego, saves me the effort of having to inflate it myself.

I sure did. Helped that it was one of the few World Cup qualifiers that the USA had won that the brawl was about, back in the days when the states really sucked.

ok, i’m looking forward to it
my last days were pretty bad, but today is kind of ok..
i’m glad you’re ok

I’m stateside but even I’ve gotten myself into a proper football brawl, care of my Cockney former in-laws.

They couldn’t have ever guessed I’m a vet of american football, wrestling, and track… not to mention my stint in the Navy. Never knew what hit ‘em.

So you’ve never engaged in any football hooliganery?

I think we have a miscommunication between fight and argue. When I say I’ve fought my friends, I mean we beat each other up when things get strained.

Must just be a guy thing.

hey dear
true
how are you?

What, so you’d fight about sports but not about girls?

Where do you draw the line?

Yeah. Most of my friends and I have come to blows over one thing or another (usually women or sports). It’s just our way.

Naw, we’ve all been friends for 12 years or longer. I couple of 3rd degree burns aren’t going to bring a stop to that.

I’ve never cooked in my life princess. I have a huge meal every year at my house and everyone comes over but my wife does all the work. I get to pay… probably spend $300 today on FOOD!

Is what good for me?

Pretty good. Getting ready to go to the grocery store to stock up everything for Thanksgiving. Giant feast, four day weekend and endless football games on TV. Possibility of snow flurries!

Nope, I learned my lesson. Now we read ALL the instructions before blowing stuff up.

Still spend too much time hanging around that soldier and marine though.

Don’t be. It’s what happens when you get a sailor, a marine, and a soldier drunk enough to go out in the park and just blow stuff up.

Apparently magnesium flares are a lot hotter than roman candles. They burn right through your jeans, and then right through your thigh.

9 years ago I got shot with a flare. Ever since then the damage has gotten worse and worse. No insurance means no PT here, so I’m almost a decade behind on rehab.

I haven’t sent the exercise. :(

Welcome back. I’m just now disasembling the rig I get to strap to my leg whenever there’s pain. nothing quite like electrocution to numb the pain.

Oh, yes, the break. That’s actually pretty good, we could work after it!

hello

I’m fine. How about you?

Maybe, maybe not. It’d be easier if I could just figure out where they grow those women that don’t obsess over wealth. I’m convinced that there’s no domestic source of them anymore.

Well I know that. Unfortunately I’m also fairly hooked on women, and they don’t seem to appreciate my anti-cash philosophy nearly as much as they appreciate goods and services (and cash for the most crass of them).

See, I thought I found that once before. Then I started making money and money took over her existence. It’s pure evil. I’d much rather be broke and miserable than wealthy and miserable just because of the attribution.

Morning, Torii.

In the States, partner selection (women choosing men) is dominated by 3 primary metrics (in this order): Annual income, assessed wealth, height.

I’m short and broke. After the first three the rest of the elements are somewhat trivial. One more reason to repatriate.

I’m actually crashing in my mother’s office until January, then I’m back to Milwaukee so I can continue on with my education.

Doubt my luck will turn, I don’t have any loot and I have no ambition to wealth.

Its not that complicated. I’m the fool who’s moved across the country more than once to chase after a cyber-relation. Never works out in my experience, but you could always have better luck than me… in fact, you almost have to, my luck is terrible.

Yeah, 12 months of no shaving is the idea. At the rate my beard grows I might need to trim it down for Billy Gibbons. Kind of hoping it’s long enough to use a temp dye on to do a little impromptu, inappropriate Santa.

I’m trying to have enough beard to be Billy Gibbons next Halloween.

I’m familliar enough with Zeus’ Beard… but how can you consider him to be your boyfriend if you all haven’t met?

Wait a minute… you don’t know what your boyfriend looks like?

December is of course don’t shave December.

Sent.

There’s hardly any photographic evidence of me. I guess I don’t smile in pictures because of the image I present. The bug bearded, bomber wearing, smile is just too… off.

http://help.com/post/330097-no-shave-…

;)

I smile all the time, unless I’ve recently been around Ms. Lauren or I’m having a photo taken.

I did love her. That’s a weakness of mine, too much love. Live to love is the theory, but all it does is bite me in the ass.

Oh she was terrible. Expensive tastes, drug addictions, hoeing around on me all the time, aborted my baby(ies possibly), gained a good 60 lbs after we got married too then blamed me for not making her exercise while I was out making sales calls in other states.

Altogether about the worst choice I could have made at the time.

lol..hit you…lol, never:) Thanks, you too:)

Yeah, I definitely feel like it was a mistake for me to get married instead of going to school, but that might just be because of who I had for a wife. Never did ask, how old are you?

Later, Torii.

“where im coming from “
I.E your city.

o.O don’t get it. What’s that got to do with where you live?