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• Read and rate, pleeease… I will love you forever! posted (2 weeks, 4 days) ago
  :) Rate by clicking ‘Review this Story’ at the bottom http://www.fictionpress.com/s/27…

• Post your pet peeves here! posted (1 month) ago
  What are some of your pet peeves? For example: I hate it when I dial a number with an area code a…

• In your opinion what is consciousness? posted (7 months, 2 weeks) ago
  (Please elaborate.) What makes an organism conscious? (Is it physical, spiritual, or something els…

• Big Red Button posted (1 year, 1 month) ago
  There’s a big red button in front of you labelled: “Don’t Press”. You press…

• How long should I stay single? posted (1 year, 1 month) ago
  So I’ve pretty much been in one relationship or another for the past 10 years. The average &…

• Quotes - Gimme the goods! posted (1 year, 2 months) ago
  Post a favorite quote or ‘culture quote’. Examples below: Quote - “And if you …

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Coalesce's Top (5) Replies by other users' votes

• (3 votes) I am a vampire, no one believes me, i havent told many, so that may be why.
  

  If you’re a vampire… then I’m Mr. Peanut.
  
  *polishes his monocle*
  
  - written 1 year ago – voted for by its meee, Coalesce

• (2 votes) Can You Do My English Essay Please, Only Its Due In
  

  A brief history of Anon:
  
  O!
  What lazy sorrow here doth bequest
  The chance to lol and taunt to death
  A child of pity, woe, and dread
  In hours an essay by teacher to be read
  
  What ho!
  How shall this mournful child be remonstrated?
  Perchance of humbled heart and hastened mind to be celebrated
  Methinks not so, shall the child be so fortuned
  For sloth doth wend and worm its way sans virtue
  
  - written 3 weeks ago – voted for by mz.mo, ~LazyDaze~, Coalesce

• (2 votes) My family wants me to get the H1N1 vaccine but I don’t want to.
  

  Open forum site… can’t really make a post and say ‘Only people who already agree with me are able to reply!’
  
  That defeats the purpose of the whole ‘Help’.com thing. If the only responses are from people who already think exactly what you do… where’s the help in that?
  
  Maybe try Self-Validation.com?
  
  - written 3 weeks, 6 days ago – voted for by jetmoo, Tictactomm, Coalesce

• (2 votes) I am 14 and want to have a baby what should i do?
  

  Dear Tinker, after thoroughly reviewing your post and replies. I perceive that you want to have a baby because:
  
  [quote tinker_bella_x_]i want one because they are cute…[/quote]
  
  And that you think you are ready to care for a child because:
  
  [quote tinker_bella_x_]when my mom finds out she would help me out with what ever i needed and so would my boyfriend[/quote]
  
  And that you are prepared to care for the child by providing:
  
  [quote tinker_bella_x_]for know its $7.00 … about 25 hours a week it really depends on if they need me or not[/quote]
  
  And that you can provide a stable, safe, healthy, and educated environment because:
  
  [quote tinker_bella_x_]my whole family had kids in their 20’s but i live with a step dad that gets drunk everynight and takes his anger out on me and my mom[/quote]
  
  …
  
  Tinker, I have one piece of advice: Tubal Ligation.
  I’ll chip in.
  
  - written 10 months, 3 weeks ago – voted for by MortallyWounded, ronnie10

• (2 votes) i feel sad that Obama won….
  

  In laymans terms… pretend you had to vote on the following bill:
  
  * 1)Abortions are hereby illegal and criminal. 2)Handguns are hereby illegal and criminal. 2)Religious belief is hereby illegal and criminal.*
  
  You think to yourself, “Hey! We can ban abortions, YAY!”. But then you realize that to do so you would have to ban guns and religion as well. You vote no, because you feel you cannot ban guns or religion.
  
  I run against you and get to say that you are pro-abortion, because you voted no to a bill that would have banned abortion.
  
  Obama is very clear that he would be happy with a ban on late-term/paritial-birth abortions. But the bills that he voted no to said this:
  
  * 1)Partial birth abortions are illegal and criminal. 2)They are illegal even if the pregnancy endangers the life of the mother. 3)A fetus is a person and his the right to life from the moment of conception*
  
  Obama was fine with #1, he is fine banning partial birth abortions, but not if it makes ALL abortion illegal, and not if it doesn’t take into account the health of the mother.
  
  It is unfair to say that Obama is pro-partial-birth abortion because he wants an ammendment to protect the health of the mother, and because he doesn’t want to ban ALL abortion.
  
  It would be unfair of me to call you pro-abortion if you refused to vote against guns and religion.
  
  - written 1 year ago – voted for by Xeno Dragon, ĐaNi HaŦeS ŸoŪ, Coalesce

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• Pandemic.
  

  I love carlo rossi!
  - written 5 days, 6 hours ago

• I’m studying sociology and it scares me.
  

  It’s the basis of all lifeforms. We exist because we were better at f*&#ing and fighting than the next species. Gotta figure, after 4 billion years of practice we are standing at the top of the pyramid… we are awfully god **** good at f*&#ing and fighting.
  - written 1 week, 1 day ago

• Gamestop is ripping us off!
  

  GameStop is to video games what the twitchy guy on the corner of 4th and E street is to crack… if you want to be treated right, go somewhere else. If you don’t mind dodging knifeblades and smoking crumbled creme brule… hit up tha’ corner!
  - written 1 week, 1 day ago

• What do you think?
  

  How did you get his #?
  How drunk was he when he gave it to you?
  
  If he was relatively sober at the time he gave you his number he may just be shy. Alternatively maybe he’s just playing the field as it were, but… ask if he wants to come over and watch a movie with you and some of your friends, and at the end of the night provide no more than snuggles and kisses. If he’s still around afterwards, he’s just shy. If he bails at that point, you have your answer.
  - written 1 week, 1 day ago

• Okay, so I got really really REALLY drunk one night and accidently cheated on my boyfriend.
  

  Would you want him to tell you?
  - written 1 week, 1 day ago

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