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insults with arse in them are always the funniest :P
besides the fact that insult was true haha

LOL!

I see your agnostic!

yea , it actually looks better than it sounds

yea, im being a green skeleton

A yea thats sounds cool!!

:D
have you any ideas of what your dressing up as?

oo
is it for a party?

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what ya up too ??

but if you count all 8 are checked maybe a glitch

hhaha mine says the same
i has no idea

Hey
Hows ya doing??

yeah right now it it’s kindof an artists dream i guess. with the leaves colors and all. yeah id rather live out in like colorado or washington. what kinda music do you like?

noice. i live in new york. but not the exciting new york

so where do you spend most of your time in tha world?

nice to meetcha. you’re very funny by the way. not to boost your ego or anything =p

would you like to share?
i’m bree. =]

haha i saw and i have no comment. =p

do you have a name?

oh so pretty? =p

ahaha. how are you?

oh realllyy? i prefer cow butt.

whats up?

haha hi.

Ouch.
Lookie here, I’m a pile of ash.

hey =]

Oh dear… it’s not even the beginning of the new day and already I’m stricken with lightning. Literally.

All hail the Mastermind!

Your randomness is to my liking as my girlfriend is to me.

Likewise, I’m sure.

Were we friends here at any point in time?

I was just curious since I saw your name dangling on my favorites list. I am interested in establishing a friendship with you unless you are against it. We’ve spoken previously in a post of yours. For what it’s worth, I do find you to be rather exceptional.

coalescence

I’ll let you know now, it’s not something you’ll likely be able to guess or look up. You kinda have to already know it, or somehow find someone else who knows.

Lol, good guess, but no. Funny, though. Only one other person has guessed that so far. I thought that would be a more common answer.

That Big Red Button Post is the funnest EVER!
Thanks :)

understandable. perhaps i owe you an appology as well, for reacting without knowing your side fully.

it would be the user’s view point that you should be conserned of not my own. And as for your apology, i would greatly accept it, if you wish i will pass it on to the user as well.

i wasnt even in the post… but i see what you mean.

And I thought it was halloween decoration!

Just checked some of his photos on google, can’t say I like his work but I surely love that photo! Just beautifull!

I would love to take that kind of photos, but unfortunaly a camera is required. lol

Coalesce wrote:
Dear vampires, I apologize if the above image of a staple-remover offends. I did not realize that publicly stating that I do not believe in the existence of vampires would be construed as harrassment and was unaware that to your vampire-culture the image of a staple-remover is considered offensive. I will leave your thread alone now. However, I do reserve the right to defend myself from any beings that vocally admit to regularly murdering and eating humans.

Coalesce wrote:
You’re right, in fact… you’ve figured out my dark and terrible secret. *I* am in fact a Vampire… not just any vampire but an ELDER Vampire *spooky noises*. (You can’t disprove it, therefore it must be true) As an Elder Vampire I can sense that you are NOT a vampire… problem solved. Have a long and happy human life and breed lots of fat babies… the more you breed, the more likely it is I eat one of them and not you :)

Coalesce wrote:
Okay… how about this, Vampires are as real as the Stay-Puffed Marshmallow Monster-Man. You prove that the Stay-Puffed Marshallow Man is real… and I will concede that you are in fact a Vampire-Human hybrid.

Coalesce wrote:
Okay… helpful advice…

Anony… if you actually believe you are a vampire, you probably shouldn’t post this publicly. After all your race consider my species to be livestock. Successfully convincing humans that you are in fact a vampire would be successfully convincing them that you want to murder and eat humans. In the human society this is considered criminal and carries severe penalties. That is… if they think you are human as well. If they DON’T think you are human as well, very likely you would either A)End up in a government research lab being vivisected, or B)End up being staked through the heart by a mob.

My advice, if you are a vampire… don’t try and convince people that you are a vampire… pretend to be human. IN FACT, I strongly advise that you behave exactly like a human in every way. I think that is what would help you the most. If you need help learning how humans behave, try to learn how they think. A psychiatrist or psychologist may be of use in this respect. Tell them that you think you are a vampire… and they will go to great lengths to teach you how to be a functional human. :)

Vladimer Ross Dracul wrote:
that is the first thing ive seen that is very well thought out. And as for those who are complete nonbelievers, i will ask you to leave. continue to harrase someone who has clearly just asked for help and is not wanting to argue, and has stated it atleast once here, and i will report you. This is not a debate on weather vampires do or dont exist, this is someone kindly asking for help and advice.

this is to clarifie you posted many times before, and that i did indeed warn about harrasment.

Coalesce wrote:
Okay… how about this, Vampires are as real as the Stay-Puffed Marshmallow Monster-Man. You prove that the Stay-Puffed Marshallow Man is real… and I will concede that you are in fact a Vampire-Human hybrid.

also offended the user. and to your first question, Yes, if you warned them or someone else warned them about harrasment then yes you would have every right to report them.

Yeah, sad I only realized it was a water fountain instants after taking the picture.
Free bath I guess. lol

I guess you like photography, just saw your picture half an hour ago.

So… if I believe that I am sasquatch… and you post a photo of Chewbaca, then I get to report you to the moderators?

it is a post refering to someone who believes they are a vampire, and have also been warned to stop harrasing, a staple remover is commenly used to make fun of those who believe they are vampires. you caught it off at a bad time, weather or not you ment it.

Thank you! =)
You are right, it is a grill!

I’m no good at taking pictures, but that one turned out ok. It was taken this summer, during my holidays.

This was the park (and the grill):
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/93…