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Hey, I just took a normal, healthy vacation. How are you?

I LOVE SAMMY SAM!!!!

hehe!
hi hi hi :)
im in thailand!!!!! and its hoooooooooot!!!! but i love it. i just got back from riding an elephant. A FREAKIN ELEPHANT!!!!! they put these seats on thier backs, but i didnt like it so i asked to swap with the dude and sat on an elephants neck!!!
woooooooooooo thailandddddddddd

so im not on much at the mo sorry, thats why this is late in coming!

hey sam, i’m doin ok thanks. i hope you’re getting along good and in respect, i also think about you when i pull into chic-fil-a.

Thank you Samantha! I apprecitate you kind words. I am so glad you found Courtney. You had me worried for a moment. Hope you are doing great! :)

yep i got layed off not gonna look for another 5 months suck up unemployment money

Yeah number 3 :)

Thanks lol

And your not an idiot, it just means you have been gone too long lmao

That is so exciting, I love the wonder of life growing inside. So that will be 3 now, right? I will not be growing any more myself mind you, but I still marvel at the magic of it all! You are a lucky lady to be the vessel for such precious cargo!

WOW that is a housefull :O lol

Yeah, I am preggers again :P
Due in December

All fun and games :D

Yeah I know what you mean, I had a break for a while too, not very long though.

Kids are fine and yeah growing like mad, eldest was 6 last Thursday :S Time goes too fast, won’t be long now untill the next one shows it’s face, I must be mad lol

i’s been good, how bout you?
lol it isn’t but i went to a bar called my screename and fell in love

Hiya :)
WB

I am doing fine thanks, hope your well :)

So glad the flutter exists regardless of how faint at times. Look forward to the communication. ***happy happy joy joy*** seeing you has made my week, or more! *GARGANTUOUS HUGS*

Tis indeed me, though I must soon be off once more fair, maid. I feel rather like the Baron Munchausen. It seems all I need to exist with a flutter in my heart, rather than a constricting sleeve around it, is to believe that others have belief in me. Just sometimes it takes a bit of a backward step and the old self loathing and fogging my brain with booze steps up instead. But I’m winning again =)
write you soon.
X

Can it be? Is it? Is it you? Is this the first time you have been here in a while? THe only times I come here I send you a shout, it is not very often for me either, but after getting your email and writing you back I have been looking for you…. I haven’t even read your shout yet, I will respond to that as soon as I do.

Hey-ho!
Not dead, institutionalised or currently weeping, so all in all a good day =)

I do apologise for my protracted absence. I have by turns, been actively pursuing death by alcohol consumption, feeling in danger of losing my mind and wetting my cheeks to the point of wrinkling. But life has a way of making things happen and turning your focus outward again and making you realise what a defeatist, self-depracating drama-queen you’re being; suck it up and listen and think and get well, you slack-jawed, lily livered wastrel!
Or something like that. The inner monologue varies from individual to individual, but with essentially the same “stop it and behave” self preservatory message.
I am, in short, feeling better than I have for a wee while and have much, much more to tell you. Time, again, is my enemy as I am at work as I type this, and other, far more boring and less fullfilling and enjoyable things than the prospect of a chat with your wonderful self press for my attention. Fear not, sweet lady, for I have a cunning plan, and shall electronically communicate with you afore too long.

Ever yours,
B.
X

I have not seen you for a while so i thought of saying hello! :)

I am doing alrightyyy!

Helllo supergirl, how have you been?

Thank you. I was looking at my little brother and sister in that picture.

sorry if I made you say sorry to me. :)

I always naturally like you however I like you. It’s such an everpresent feeling when you show up that I take it for granted that you know that. I knew you weren’t referring to me. I’m not a sarcastic person at all — so I simply take the literal meaning and the implied meaning and then occasionally respond in kind — my actual literal response may be that amount removed from the implied meaning.

i think it’s all relative degrees labelled things like night bright white sight bright … do you think this is the worst thing…? http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM54d3KoqnM

even nothing can seem creative from me but it’s still nothing, as far as I can tell

you’re funny
I’m lacking imagination to come up with a picture. someone said, “i don’t like your current picture, get rid of it” so I did.

Honest! It wasn’t me! It was that damned do…
Oh, wait. I am that damned dog.
I love your smile, so its a fair trade in my book.
X.

Glad to see that you didn’t participate in the faintly nauseating, mutual back slapping “would like to meet” display which quickly degenerated into something resembling Oscar night. I didn’t see the point of joining in myself. I mean it’s no secret who would be my first choice of helpers I’d like to eat.

Salivatingly yours,
B.
P.S. I really will email you soon. I can feel it, taking shape. Or is that a bowel movement? Time will tell.

Sorry it took so long,I added you as afriend :)Kim

lol, yeah i’m the same way sometimes when people ask me, well i gotta run for work, ttyl darling :)

for the lulz

lol, I haven’t been back since I wrote it silly! Nah, I don’t cry easily… you responded PERFECTLY! I think it’s funny when people ask that question, I also think it’s funny when your mom is on the phone and then all of a sudden says to you, “Mrs. MacDoughal says hello.” I have in the past said in reply, “well tell Mrs. MacDoughal that I said to go fuck herself!” -my mother does not in fact tell the lady that, but will say, “Samantha says hello back” then gives me the “look”, to which I shrug and continue murdering kittens… Just another funny thing that you are not REALLY supposed to answer honestly… another of those questions is, “How are you?” -well I say do you really wanna know cuz I’ll tell you, and make you sorry you asked! hehehehe
See?

yeah i figured thats how you were gonna take it but i wasn’t sure if you thought i was serious cuz you didn’t say nothing back yet, so i was kinda like uh oh i fucked up, lol

j/k i wuv woo

if i told you no would you be mad? lol

Damn. I Missed you.

Damn. I miss you.

Let’s meet up in our dreams. But I want to use the squirt cream this time.

Hellooooooooooooo, my transatlantic tottie!
I hope that you have managed to take your foot off the gas a little and just do, y’know, nothin’. Now and then. Good for the soul. Bad for the ass.
My life continues. And it’s nowhere near as bad as some people’s. Repeat as necessary.
Sometimes I busy myself doing stuff, interacting, being social. Other times I don’t and I avoid everyone and cry, mostly. Hey-ho. My hair has grown long enough to fall over my eyes.
I come on here and ignore the endless invites to participate in opinion based discussion posts. I throw literary spitballs of dubious wisdom at posts which attract my attention then retreat.
It has been so long since i hugged someone, the mere thought of doing so, this morning, left me shaking, like an unfortunate sufferer of delerium tremens. Or, as they like to say in certain parts of the Untied Kongdim, “shaking like a shitting dog”.
In the interest of clarity, I should point out I was neither “drying out” nor defacating at the time, though.
Why are other people’s life problems so often much more easily surmountable than yer own?
Who put the ram in the ram-alama-ding-dong?
My Unmerican ex-pat friend from yesteryear is returning to bonny scotchland for a holiday from Upstate Noo Yoik where he has been living for the past decade. He’s coming over at the end of June. I suspect he hopes to “fix” me. Juggle your diary and stow away in his luggage. I’ll show you the Falkirk “Wheel”, Scots hospitality (this means getting drunk a lot) and what I have under my kilt.

:)

bubye

oui, I’m just not getting any peace on the site today… lol.. so I’m running away to find more - or less - productive things to do until I fall asleep.

hehehehehehehe… I’m ticklish there

You bit… ehh… female dog you ;)

Yeah, we’ll do that sometime ;)

lol it makes me do and say naughty things too

lol yeah not too much

I say… I need food and exercise and fresh air and a very simple job … I’m going to go look for those things and then it might be easier for me to respond in conversation (I just looked at your shout for maybe an hour or two? :( I’m sorry you felt torn, and I swear there is something good about me despite actual screwed-upness or virtual egoic self-traps or negativity. Thanks for this note — I realize I’ve been having this conversation with you, about this topic of who is intelligent or how to be or what, so I’m glad you popped up so I could remember your relevance to that discussion, and hopefully the fresh air, getting a new job, seeing some people in the world, something, will enable me to bring some of the worst of the worst to an end or recycle it into all goodness, and do you mind if I just write here for a really long time? This is kind of fun. write, write, write. Okay, having successfully changed the topic, I feel a little better, and have a wonderful day!

hello you sexy beast!! lol

im doing good, you ?? i havent been around for awhile i know…

hey whats up

thank you sammykins

Oh tired. But logging in before i get some sleep. :)
Nice to see your avatar up today!

Take care my dear!

Hiya, Sweetness.

Still clinging on to life’s rollercoaster. My knuckles are starting to ache a little. Fortunately, years of self abuse have furnished me with a vice like grip.

I read in one of the “news” papers here that a Brit TV show, Little Britain, is filming its next season stateside and that they had been shooting scenes in Wilmington. Scenes featuring an unconvicing transvestite. I’m not altogether sure what day-to-day lif eis like in your town, so it may have gone largely unnoticed. Or it may hav been a traffic stopper. In any case, I shall be expectantly poised infront of the abhorrent TV when it is aired, ready to point and shout “See” There! That briefly glimpsed blonde honey! I’ve seen photos of her naked!” The last word, “feet” I shall say silently, to myself, thereby assuring my reputation as an international Casanova and/or internet stalker and sexual pest of glamorous, briefly glimpsed American lovlies grows exponentially among those easily impressed by such bollocks. (Most males. Aged 14-74)
In the terrible event that you have not managed to insinuate yourself into an otherwise tiringly formatted TV broadcast, I shall point at some other trollop and go through my speech, but without the same licentious glee, obviously, as my ignorant audience will be none the wiser. I shall just have to live with the guilt.

Hey, you. Thought about you a lot too. Not all of it libidinous. Hope that you are well and are no longer plagued by internet fiends. Well, hairless ones, at any rate. Have bee meaning to email you. But, y’know. Laziness.