I will not kiss you and tell you everything will be all right like your mother. She was lying…
I will kick you in the ass and tell you the truth. No not a doctor, not even a Ralph!
Where did you grow up?
Where do you live now?
What is the highest level of education you have attained?
What subjects did/do you enjoy the most at school?
after school female anatomy studies
What's your favorite sport or sports?
FOOTBALL! The NFL not soccer you freakin' non americans
What kinds of jobs have you held? Industries too!
from slave to master
What hobbies are you into?
hunting, shooting, fishing, camping, computer addictions
What causes are you concerned about today?
entitlements, out of control governments
If you claim a political party affliation, which is it?
Which religion (if any) do you follow?
presbyterian catholic agnostic
Dr. Ralph, Docteur Ralph, Dr. Ralphael, Ralph-A-Roni, Homeless Ralph, Happy New Ralph, Snowdrop, Ralph hates you, President Ralph hates you, Dr. Rrrrrrr.