Dr. Ralph's profile at Help.com

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I will not kiss you and tell you everything will be all right like your mother. She was lying…

I will kick you in the ass and tell you the truth. No not a doctor, not even a Ralph!

Where did you grow up?
heaven

Where do you live now?
hell

What is the highest level of education you have attained?
still learning

What subjects did/do you enjoy the most at school?
after school female anatomy studies

What's your favorite sport or sports?
FOOTBALL! The NFL not soccer you freakin' non americans

What kinds of jobs have you held? Industries too!
from slave to master

What hobbies are you into?
hunting, shooting, fishing, camping, computer addictions

What causes are you concerned about today?
entitlements, out of control governments

If you claim a political party affliation, which is it?
libertarian anarchist

Which religion (if any) do you follow?
presbyterian catholic agnostic

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Dr. Ralph, Docteur Ralph, Dr. Ralphael, Ralph-A-Roni, Homeless Ralph, Happy New Ralph, Snowdrop, Ralph hates you, President Ralph hates you, Dr. Rrrrrrr.