2012-09-09 19:43:49 on how can i be a better person?
Get up early and work out. Eat right. Read all your schoolbooks and everything else you can get your hands on. Isolate yourself from others and work on being a better you. Quit thinking about other people. They are mean and mostly stupid. Throw rocks at them…
2012-09-09 19:40:34 on What to do with my life?
It is a flattering picture though…. quit being soooo hot.
2012-09-09 19:39:42 on What to do with my life?
Hold Hogarth the hedgehog half a heifer’s hair length from your helpful head so he happens to appear half size.
2012-09-09 19:32:58 on im cheating on my girlfriend with a juggalo.
[quote Positivedays][quote Dr. Ralph]Start dating men. Men who hate Insane Clown Posse.[/quote][/quote]
What she said…
2012-09-09 19:31:39 on Me and my red rain boots
Get a red car is what I would do. Are you still unable to reach your fantasies? I mean red boots are not an unattainable goal. What is it you really want?
Irony would be if you gave up on your dreams and then they came true.
2012-09-09 19:23:52 on im cheating on my girlfriend with a juggalo.
Start dating men. Men who hate Insane Clown Posse.
2012-09-09 19:21:13 on What to do with my life?
Your face is not round, it is your eyes that are round messylove……..
2012-09-09 19:17:59 on I have a new help.com pet peeve.
I ain’t never wanted nothing neither…
2012-09-09 19:13:58 on I am in so much debt I don’t know what I’m going to do.
Hey Dave Ramsey is from Nashville don’t be giving out our secrets. It sounds like you are spending more than you are making. Either make more or spend less… Dave would tell you this too. He would also tell you to work three jobs and eat beans and rice until you are out of debt. I use his tax attorney. He’s got the good stuff. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=…
2012-09-09 19:00:33 on where can i sell scrap aluminum near bemidji Minne
They do have one, it is called Toy’s Scrap and Salvage. Hey Pete, you ready for the intro? You know that I’m a chicken fried, a cold beer on a Friday night, a pair of jeans that fit just right, and the radio up! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=…
2012-09-09 18:51:07 on Is getting playfully choked dangerous?
You know Keith Carradine who played Kung Fu on TV died trying this same sort of thing. Supposedly if you are about to orgasm and choke yourself out at the same time it is a mind blowing experience. It is also deadly. I have never depleted myself of oxygen in order to pass out for a short time.
Of course if you just like to be playful or act out rape fantasies or something else, just putting your hands around each others necks is not a big deal. But only as long as you know the person VERY well and trust them with your life. That’s a pretty big “but”.
2012-09-09 18:34:06 on where can i sell scrap aluminum near bemidji Minne
Get the Yellow Pages and look up recycling… too lazy? http://www.superpages.com/yellowpages…
2012-09-09 18:30:57 on i need help on how to get people to support my PEACE project.
Who is playing at the concert? Can I get some tickets in advance? Kaduna State in Nigeria doesn’t look like an easy place to get to. Is there an international airport with a Holiday Inn close by? https://maps.google.com/maps?oe=utf-8…
If you can get Kenny Chesney I will come. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWu4ay…
2012-09-09 17:51:04 on I have a new help.com pet peeve.
I always read the poems. I tell everyone that they are horrible but I read them. If a post is too long I read one or two sentences and move on if it doesn’t catch my interest.
2012-09-09 17:46:51 on separated from my spouse, but he is very present in our lives.
Get a divorce if you don’t want your husband, don’t get separated and have an affair. What’s the deal… it is okay to sleep with someone else, just not in front of the kids, even when you are married if you are separated? Don’t tell your lawyer. And don’t put anything on the internet his lawyer will find it all. Whoops.