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Dr. Ralph, I just realized you’re not on my friends list. That’s about to change pronto!
:)

God Bless. Love the pic of you and your family you posted to Michele Perry’s profile!

Thanks Doc.

Thank you. I’m just glad you have yours back!

Hey Tim, just a note to say hi and I hope you and your family are well> I have some intresting remakes I am working on at the moment from some rock classics as born to be wild, barracuda etc..Its fun stuff, the argument has always been does originals or covers bring in the crowds.. I still say covers, Even if people are not familiar with your originals, it a sure thing to get them on there feet with some familiar tunes.. Anyway I am arranging theses cover tunes with a heavy metal sound with lots of shred guitar..I cant say how people will respond but I do know it gets old playing the same songs the same way all the time.. I wonder if I am too old for this… LOL. Are you happy, You better be or Ill send you some dancing girls in thongs.. Anyway, keep in touch, even if I am not on , I think your replies are the best help dot com has seen.. latter..

Hi Dr Ralph…CaraMia here….
I lost my original account and now I’m trying to round up my friends and get them onto THIS account…*sighhh*
Can ya accept??? Again??? lol….Cara

voted for you, at least i deserve a chocolate don’t I?

I had a rough night last night. Me and my mates mast have drunk a bucket of booze each. Boy was i pissed, god knows what time I got home. I don’t think the wife was all that pleased either because on my breakfast plate this morning was bacon, egg, beans, and a sock. This is the conversation that followed.

Me to the wife. “What’s all this, Egg bacon beans and a sock?”

Wife “That’s what you asked for”

Me “No I didn’t I never asked for that”

Wife “Yes you did”

Me “No I Didn’t”

Wife “YES YOU DID!”

Me “How do you make that out?”

Wife “I’ll tell you how I make that out. Last night, or should I say this morning when you got into bed as drunk as a skunk, I distinctly heard you say to me “Will you cuck my sock” So I have done and there it is on your plate”

I still don’t know what she was talking about.

Thanks for the invite, but I had already voted on that post :)

I´m only voting for myself thank you very much!

I get anonymous threats all the time. Some crazy man is saying that he will take a supercooled ladle and do unspeakable things to the reproductive organs…

A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and that the entirety of the human experience could be found there. After the service, he was approached by a woman who said,
“Preacher, I don’t believe the Bible mentions PMS.”
The preacher replied that he was sure it must be there somewhere and that he would look for it. The following week after the service, the preacher called the woman aside and showed her a passage which read,…
“…And Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Bethlehem.”

Because help added loads of dashes to it & ruined it.
it might be something to do with the updates they’d just done, but it pissed me off.

off doing some weight lifting, catch you later x

No, I’ve always been Chickens. Or some variant of that haha

one of the pictures is, I think, and then another is of an adult one. I need to put some pictures up of him! (yes I got one lol) he is perfect!

So
On a scale of 1-10, how great of friends were we, two years ago?

Lol any slickness was unintentional, but thanks! :)

Hi
Zirbel is gonna leave us bcz of this post :
http://www.help.com/post/558715-

take a look at his shoutbox:
http://www.help.com/user/524850-zirbe…

Hahaha Thanks!

Well, last winter I made some money and I’ve spent the better time of spring summer and (this) fall working around my house -
(man, Ive done so much - I have photos to download. And I’m still not finished. So, I’m going to be about another month before you see me here on a regular basis).
As of this moment I’m just passing through.
I’m going to post a note and invite friends to let them know this.
I do miss you and my frineds here - I’ll be back soon enough - photos and stories and all.
:)

Yea it seems dead, well just passing through..Man ,bring it back to life Tim and Ill be back..

Yea, all settled in.. What did I miss here? Any dramas? Oh, my birthday is 6 days away..Trust me , I feel it…Are you doing OK?

Hey its been too long..I hope all is well…

“Bunch the towel up and put it on the counter then slam your face into it like a woodpecker.”

- that just made me laugh a lot.

Hahah I’m glad it was you I accidentally friended.
You’re really funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPvKJB…
Have you ever listen to Blackberry Smoke? I think you would like them.

Hey sorry it took so long to get back to you, I couldn’t long into my account for the last two and a half months, for some reason it worked today though. That was a great Finals, the Olympics were pretty fun, did you watch? How excited are you for Andrew Luck after the first preseason game?

And how have you been? Family doing well?

Dr. Ralph..!!!
You’re back!!!

And looking good as ever I must say. Awfully nice to “see” you again. Don’t step through that mirror ever again. :)

Hey Dr Ralph
your Avatar is working again :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adt8Tu…

Hey, you have to watch this, i never knew how to do this, but my life has changed for the better since i learned it, so i’m sharing it with a select few good friends that i feel deserve to know.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adt8Tu…

you’re right… bad luck. anyway, done is done

haha ! the US wins Spain with just chance.
The US was lucky and Spain was great

Hi Dr Ralph
how’s it going today?
Are you OK?

If you had to log in again I don’t think you deleted the cache, just the cookies. The cache is the part of the memory that keeps old image files and things about websites you visit. It allows your computer to refresh faster.
I believe if you hold down the [CTRL] key and push the F5 key the computer refreshes everything on a website and ignores what is in your cache folder.

Nope; still not. I can’t see tyffani_raquel’s either, so its not just you.

Delete your cache and see if it still shows.

Re: hidden avatar. Had a couple ideas. If you can reopen your current avatar file in your editor. Resize it a wee bit, larger or smaller and save the changed file as a .jpg or .gif file. Then try to upload this new file.
Second idea: Upload the pic to a image host such as photobucket or similar. Then point Help to that ‘cloud’ file that is not on your computer. I have a feeling there is a missing element on the original file that makes it seen corrupted to the Help.com servers. Not quite a virus but it doesn’t quite know what to do with the current file so it returns just a blank white box instead.
Anyway, I hope that makes sense. Let me know what doesn’t.

Hay Dr.
What’s going on with your Avatar?
One moment it’s there, the next it’s gone.

oh damn it…your avatar is still blank and white to me

She is really talented. Beer ha? Which one do you like?

That sounds lovely! How old is your daughters daughter? Just dont over-wrk yourself because youll turn into a grumpy workaholic, like my parents.
In perspective, Im not moving that far away - the UK, its 3-6 hours on an airplane depending on the connection, but my parents wont be able to visit me often, Ill come back for bigger holidays though, like Christmas.