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yooo, must have just been falling asleep as you sent that sorry lol, pretty sticky humid night here and i just didnt get tired till like 6am!
paying for it now though :S

Can you stop telling people to like not eat
thanks

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Hahahahahhahhahhahahahha!!! Loved your response to the GAINT PENISE!!!

hi Dr. Ralph!

love reading your comments on the posts :O) thank you for adding me to your friends list :O)

chat with you soon

Ooh, you have exactly 7,777 replies!

Yeah, I love snow, the white one, tall one. When it starts snowing, I always get into my christmas mood!

Hmm… Ive seen people bringing trees in 3 weeks ago. I think were suppose to decorate it on the 24th. That could be the tradition…

Yeah, its around the same temperature here. I wonder if were going to have snow during Christmas time. No, I decided it would be better to just wait. I dont want her mad. People around here already bought christmas trees… the real live ones. Wont they die until Christmas?

Theyre not, I just like the word :)

I got bored iwth being a cat?

duuuuuuuuuur

no no no im still in school.. :(
but thats gr8 4 u! :)

hello new buddy
in school
bell gonna ring in 1 min

im sorry about your experience.

i have both good and bad experience (been in lots of troubles, o-oh) but i think it’s rare to find a consciencous lawyer

This is a court of law, young man, not a
court of justice. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.

- http://www.quotegarden.com/justice.html

If you were on a deserted island with Adolph Hitler, Charles Manson and a lawyer and had two bullets who do you shoot? Shoot the lawyer twice.

haha, that is so funny :) and so sad :(

No guesses. She says its sth so obvious I will never guess and yet it will make me jump up and down like crazy cause I want it…

I havent had the time to do my shopping yet. My parents… no idea, they said itll make me go hyper happy, but I cant guess what they got me! Annoys me!

Dont you hate that feeling of dying to know what someone got you for Christmas but you dont ask cause if they tell you, you know theyre going to be disapointed…

Have you seen my last blonde joke in the post “why you like helping?”

Sounds like a busy weekend for you!

I just think of the food!

screw the presents, its all about the food!

You’ve had a rather princley week sir.

Not long till christmas and more wonderfull food.

Certainly is.

hows your week been thus far ralph?

She’s good isnt she.

Piece by Peice
Nine million Bicycles
Spiders Web
the closest thing to crazy
My aphrodisiac is you
belfast
mockingbird song
two bear feet

Yeah, just another simple day. Did you have a nice dinner?

If you liked that song heres my favourite from her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DCacI…

I’m Adam around here LOL :-)

oh..poor wife..she does all the work lol..i hope you have some good holidays! im hoping mine will be ok.

lol..sounds like fun. u cooking?

hey, how are you?

Thank you for your support on my post:) Unfortunately, the mods ate me alive, closed my post and the traffic(volume, not members) didn’t support me. If anything it discouraged me, plus my real life friends said “it is what is is”

I moved on to another project, but I’m still around to listen or help if I can:)

woah that posted three times, sorry about that.

heres the link. HELP this boy. http://help.com/post/330279-find-a-gi…

I am struggling for money, but so long as the offer is theyre I may well one day take it up.

Go to the front page and check out the pick of the long haired bloke looking for a girlfriend online. we must convince the guy to smarten up if he wants any action.

I am struggling for money, but so long as the offer is theyre I may well one day take it up.

Go to the front page and check out the pick of the long haired bloke looking for a girlfriend online. we must convince the guy to smarten up if he wants any action.

I am struggling for money, but so long as the offer is theyre I may well one day take it up.

Go to the front page and check out the pick of the long haired bloke looking for a girlfriend online. we must convince the guy to smarten up if he wants any action.

How are you doing today sir?

what about flirting w/ a boyfriend of another (well the bf was flirting big time) would that be alright?

thanks in advance =)

it is worse and bigger and hurts like a mother fucka

If you want to link videos you put [youtube:http://www.youtube.com/whatevertheurlis]

Obviously, you can only do that if it’s in youtube.

A picture without a link?

You mean in a post, where linking images is still possible, right?

https://privnote.com/n/sdtysxjfsjnlbt…

LOL!!! Yea, I’m still kicking. I see you haven’t lost your great sense of humor. I could never be mad at you even when you defriended me, if there is such a word. I would read some of your responses and laugh, laugh, laugh and wonder how in the hell this guy doesn’t get banned.

Sorry about you dad.

wow, thanx dr. ralph!! erm, whats a van story?? :S

ahhhhh you must learn to avoid help.com when drunk/high/whatever
I think i have i was wasted last night and can’t recall coming here it would have been disastrous

Nice to make yours!…dr.ralph? and the not getting out much jab wasn’t appreciated:p…

I can take a joke but wtf are you talking about up my ass and in my mouth

oooook thank you good kind sir

i looked at her post’s and only see this one specific one soooooo your wrong

and damn me for being here over 2 years and shouting myself