so i walked into my living room the other day to find my boyfriend sleeping shirtless on the couch, normally a nice woman would have gotten him a blanket, but i’m not a nice person, so instead i walk back into the kitchen grab a finger full of peanut butter and gently smear across his stomach and quietly called my dog over. my boyfriend woke up to our dog liking the peanut butter out of his belly button lol, well i thought it was funny, i hope i put at least a small smile on your face - written 1 month, 3 weeks ago
well he says he really likes me for me, and that his family is use to him bringing home these girl who are like a size 3 or something - written 11 months, 2 weeks ago
thank you everybody, it makes me feel better in a way knowing that im not the only one who would take offence to this. - written 11 months, 2 weeks ago
