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Hey stranger- hope you’re doing alright. =)

Hey cutie I hope you are doing well. Sorry I haven’t been on in a while. Well hope you are well.
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your ferret is so freaking cute.

=( That’s not good. But she’s your mom, and she’s only trying to help. ;) I can’t really give advice here, well without being a complete hypocrite. Sooooo just think positive! haha kidding, kidding. You’ll figure something out- nothing in life is permanent.
Gross. Seriously, that is the worst bug EVER created. Except for spiders. We have both in abundance around here. When it comes to bugs, I show my true girly colors… hahaha

Aw, dont hate on chubby guys. They can come. They just have to bring the booze.

You read my shouts too much it freaks me out lol

Unfortunatly, I know how you feel. At least on the part of not having anyone to talk to. Since all my “friends” moved away to college, I’ve been forgotten about- leaving my mom to listen to all my complaining. Speaking like a hypocrite- you shouldn’t keep things bottled up, it’s no good for anyone involved. But I can’t take my own advice, so good luck. ;) At least you know your mom and sister care enough to listen, even when you think they don’t want to. Oh and btw- It’s not UNmanly to cry… ;)

Sounds like you’re being invaded. And of all things- stink bugs. *shudders* I’d move. haha Good luck with those creepy little creatures…

Tropical shirtless man weekends dont happen nearly as often as they should frankly.

Hehe that was about chocolate, nothing weird, no sir. Nope, it was a hilly activity week end a few miles away from my hometown. People who use twitter fail at life :)

Hope you had a nice weekend (:

My thoughts exactly! I took mine out to the hills last week, so he really needs a bath.. I just don’t wanna! hahaha

I wish I could ignore mine- that would be a huge relief. I’m just a wimp these days. haha It’s good that you’ve found something to help, though.

Ewwwy. Now it’ll lay eggs in there and you’ll have baby stink bugs climbing out your ear… Creepy!!(that was the worst visual I’ve given myself in a while.)

Just think- you could be me and have to bath an 85 pound wild pit bull. hahaha no wonder I’ve been avoiding it.

I’ve been okay- dealing with stupid irrational fears I need to get over. Not going so well. But other than that- life’s pretty mellow lately.

Hope you didn’t smash it… O.o hahaha

Hey you. How’s life been treating you?

Oh I do apologise for not replying, my lovely. I was away for the weekend.

If you do need to vent I am totally here :)
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Wow! Yours like onions? That is so strange. I never heard of it. Wow. Here’s one for you. Both of mine love to lick the PAM spray cap. They absolutely love. So, what I have to do is spray a little on the floor so they can lap it up. I don’t give them too much because it gives them the runs. lol I love the little guys. If I could have more I would. As a matter of fact I think I’m going to bath them today because it’s nice a warm, not like yesterday when it was raining all day.

haha yeah, I never thought of that one- but I’m afraid of heights, so I’d never get high enough to get sucked into the plane engine. But the bugs….yuck. Yep, you killed my dream of flying. So I’m stealing your hovering idea. haha =D

Haha well Im glad you dont carry a knife with you, that would worry me a little. You just wouldnt be the guy I thought you were. Pepper spray is fine though lol. Which reminds me, a policeman gave me a free rape alarm the other day, I got really confused.. I started panicking that someone was gonna rape me. Scary stuff.

Haha the gay crowd by you scare me a little.

Haha oh man. When I feel like i really need a tan I go get a professional spray tan done. But not often, too damn expensive lol. Tans are overrated and nah, all you need is some body shimmer and the twilight fans will be on you in seconds.

Buy some fake tan! Hahaha!

Or stay pale and interesting. Being pale is fun, you could pretend you were a vampire if you wanted. :P

Ooh Im seriously jealous, no grilling here… weather is rubbish. Aw I really want a barbeque now. Damn, I wish summer would hurry up and arrive.

McBitchface? I like it.

Anyway, what are you up to?

Hahahaha oh bless.. now that was some pathetic name calling. Lol Im just kind of used to greeting people with insults… there are a couple of my friends who pretty much every time i see them its just like “____, you sexy whore you, how are you?!”

I know full well what chaps are lol. Theyre the same here… well… no.. no one wears them anymore. BUt if you said arseless chaps we’d know what you mean. Hahaha gotta love a guy in chaps, love that cowboy style.

And you can call me names if you wish, i know you love me really lol

Haha bastard is english for lovely chap, honest :P

Lols, my internet does that. But I think itd do it even if i was looking at porn. It hates me :(

I sent you E-love and you didnt reply you bastard!

By that I mean hello :)
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Well then stop it, already!!! haha kidding. I’m too scared of getting addicted to take any kind of medication, so good luck with that one. ;) Sometimes everyone needs a little help though. But not if it’s going to depress you any!
Thanks, I really appreciate that since I’ve recently been forgotten about by most people I used to be able to talk to. Maybe someday I’ll actually break down and complain about myself, but not today. =D
OH! But I’d defiantly want to fly if I could have a superpower; or see through walls. ;) haha

You left :( Bummer.
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Hahaha well no, currently its a white long sleeve top and jeans.. but thank you anyway lol. Ive given up trying to understnd your sexuality :P

Yeah, Im prefering night at the moment though cos I never seem to get any time on my own during the day anymore to do stupid stuff like dance to music on the music channels lol

I guess. Recently for me its been going to bed at 3 am and waking up at 12 pm.

bloody hell! Youre up early!

Lol thanks for sharing! Hahaha, what time is it where you are o’ buddy o’ pal?

Hahaha well…. for the accent… if you can change a pirate accent around a bit you can pretend youre from the west country. I dont think anyone would question it.

You could always move here and hang out and pretend your british with me. Although its pissing it down so i dont recommend doing it right now.

Haha I know hes married. He also has three really stupidly named children lol.

How come you need to spend time round your sisters? Why dont you go out somewhere?

John Barrowman… how comical, no he is actually scottish but he moved to the USA and they took the piss out of his accent so he americanised it. Now hes been back in the UK ages its kind of slipping lol.

And Im not obsessed with him, I just like defending people Im fond of lol.

Hahaha why would he have a fake accent?No darling, he went to Eton, thats how they talk.

Lmao fuck off! Haha on the bear grylls thing, yeah hes a total fraud but whatever… hes a hot fraud who makes good tv.

Hmm well I hope it all works out for you- you deserve the best in life. =D And if you ever want to talk, I’m here.

I’m just puttering along in life, trying to be happy with what I have. It’s not going so well. haha

OMG, you’re the first person here that said they have a ferret. I love that. I have two, Jr. and Jake. Jake is albino and the rough and tough one. Jr., on the other hand, is the lovable one, he lays on his back, looks up at me as if to say, “I’m hungry for peanuts.” Jr. eats a lot of different foods, whereas Jake eats dog food. He grabs a piece and hoards it in the back bedroom. Then, they also eat their ferret food and ferret treats. My ferrets never known to be trapped in a cage, I keep them in a large fenced area in one room of the house and I let them out to run the house two to three times a day. So, yea I would say they are pretty spoiled. The only thing I don’t like, they crap too much.

I could definitely kiss a guy like that :) Bear grylls is like… phwoooaar. Okay, have a good day hun. Talk to you later xxx

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you almost get sold by our dad offering you as a joke to an old guy in a market and the old guy starts getting out the money before your dad tells him it was a joke. Poor girl.

Hawaii sounds good :)

Btw, guy on a camel, aside from bear grylls, not so sexy :P

Hahaha no way am I meeting anyone in Egypt, my friend nearly got sold there :( Honestly i think its a bit of an exaggeration lol but Im not risking it.

Aww I feel bad for saying it now! Im sorry babe, that sucks. But yeah, seduce? You could have me any time doll lmao

Haha well maybe its your friends trying to get you to take a hint.. Ohh burn :P

Yeah youre right I could… but i got scared youd think i was weird lol

Haha is that good “well, idk” or bad “well, idk”?

And I’ll have you know I never ever get emails from real people anymore. Just shitty things from facebook. So that would have completely brightened my day :P

Why yes, why yes it is and I am glad to hear of its seductive powers lol

Ive missed you, you sexy minx. Even if you dont come on here, you could always email me your affection :D

And I would confess my e love for you right back but I think its already pretty well known so it wouldnt be much of a confession

But e love right back hehe

I never talk to you anymore. =(
Hows life??