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• I wrote this poem about Help.com and I hope you read it and cheers you up! posted (8 months) ago
  I love a little bit of help.com, when I’m feeling down or not so strong, a prop when I’…

• I lost a little bit of faith in humanity today… posted (8 months, 2 weeks) ago
  I was boarding a bus at the local city bus station and suddenly I hear someone breathing heavily be…

• Is it me or am I imagining it? posted (8 months, 3 weeks) ago
  I just replied under a post titled “what would you do if the world was made of candy?” And yet …

• Does anyone else have the same problem as me? posted (8 months, 3 weeks) ago
  Every time I have my picture taken I pull the exact same fake cheesy grin. I can’t help it a…

• Just because I’m bored…what’s the highest score you can get on copter? posted (8 months, 3 weeks) ago
  http://www.public.iastate.edu/~elliottj/Copter/copter.swf…

• A poem born out of boredom and made with no skill whatsoever posted (8 months, 4 weeks) ago
  Boo-hoo, a tiny shrew, got its feet stuck in some glue, he needed a friend who knew, exactly just…

• It’ funny how you can pronounce “ghoti” as “fish”… posted (9 months) ago
  funny how you can pronounce “ghoti” as “fish”……

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Rocking Panda's Top (5) Replies by other users' votes

• (5 votes) help me to be a person cos i am currently an alien
  

  You can deal with this in steps:
  
  1. Your green skin, you’re going to need to cover that up, maybe try some fake tan, why not try: http://www.faketan-online.co.uk/
  
  2. You’re going to need to bulk up to human size, why not try whey protein: http://www.myprotein.co.uk/bulk-supplies/flavoured-protein/
  
  3. To hide those big eyes why not try aviator sunglasses?
  At:http://www.sunglasses-shop.co.uk/search.asp?search=Ray-Ban%203025
  
  4. You’ll want to dress like a human to remain incognito.
  Why not try: http://www.asos.com
  
  5. You’ll need to educate yourself about human kind, and as I can see you can use the internet, why not try online learning?
  At: http://www.icslearn.co.uk/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=ppc&utm_term=education_online
  
  well after all that all I can say is welcome to Earth…
  
  - written 8 months, 3 weeks ago – voted for by Dr. Ralph, Tal.*, Meow..., ❀❁✿❁❀, Mï†z¥-superMODel

• (1 vote) What is the most inventive way you could use a paper clip?
  

  Or why not make an budget chain-link fence, simply join a few thousand paper clips together and nail to posts to provide an aesthetically pleasing border for your garden?
  
  - written 8 months, 3 weeks ago – voted for by InsertFishHere

• (1 vote) I need a title for my book!
  

  A few suggestions:
  
  “(The) Apocolupus”
  “The Last pack”
  “Last cry of the wolf”
  
  - written 8 months, 3 weeks ago – voted for by Arufa-Koden

• (1 vote) I’m lost…..
  

  Why don’t you try job searching on the internet, there are a plethora of website designed for job hunting, many specialize in graduate job searches like: www.milkround.co.uk
  
  Another site I have found useful is www.jobsite.co.uk where you can upload a CV and employers can search for you. Many of these types of sites can suggest jobs you might like, or that may be suited to you be you have never considered, simply be answering questions about yourself and the qualifications you hold.
  
  Another avenue to try, is getting in contact with your old university, many offer job/careers advice and can advise you on they types of jobs people have taken on with your degree.
  
  Hope this helps.
  
  - written 9 months ago – voted for by Burnt_Feet

• (1 vote) If you could have ONE super talent what would that be?
  

  Power to eat a packet of crisps without making a sound…useful for the cinema and in lectures…
  
  - written 9 months, 1 week ago – voted for by chunkymove

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• Don’t you just hate tummy rumbles!
  

  As a law student, I was sitting in at Court, and the judge had too stop proceedings because my tummy was rumbling was too loudly. I got asked if I needed to leave to “take some time”. Yeah, that was pretty embarrassing.
  - written 5 months, 2 weeks ago

• If I have an opinion, is it worthy of being voiced?
  

  …far-out, but I’d only respect it if it could produce the surfing skills to go with the surf outfit…
  - written 5 months, 2 weeks ago

• If I have an opinion, is it worthy of being voiced?
  

  …it’d have to be a cute outfit though, no-one wants to listen to a chihuahua that’s seriously dressed (in a shirt and tie for example).
  - written 5 months, 2 weeks ago

• If I have an opinion, is it worthy of being voiced?
  

  ahhh… but if you ever truly heard a panda speak, I’d bet you’d listen…
  - written 5 months, 2 weeks ago

• If I have an opinion, is it worthy of being voiced?
  

  I find that people that voice ill-considered opinions regularly, tend not to be taken as seriously, as those who take time to think about what they are truly saying before they say it.
  - written 5 months, 2 weeks ago

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