Jeremy Kyle's shoutbox - Help.com

*bang* bang*

anybody home;)

lol!
youll need a pacemaker when im finished with you bby ;D

lol!

yay! lets do some banging together ;D

heart doc?
you ok??

*bang bang*

lol! you really ought to stop shouting yourself nutcase! ;D

crikey! youll be slavaring next ;D

see, great minds think alike :DD

thats what i was thinking lol

wheres that then??

i suppose you could use whats free
mmm, in between your toes maybe ;D

Oh thats where you could put it lol

lmao!!!
looks like your screwed! ;D

you know i wouldnt recommend holding a marker pen in your mouth
your teeth start aching after a while,

mmmm, what you gona hold yours with lmao!!!!!!!!

lol!
draws big smiley acid face
*admires handy work*

coolio! check out your jacket
everyone will be wanting one next ;D

lol!
draws big smiley acid face
*admires handy work*

coolio! check out your jacket
everyone will be wanting one next ;D

hellllllllloooooooooooooooo :)

guess what ive found??

*bright yellow marker fancy that!* ;D

coolio!

see, you are meant for it
*perfect* ;D

mmm, all it needs now is a nice smiley acid face pmsl!!!
*wheres that marker*

lol!
you only want my straight jacket

here give me hand taking it of&you try it on for size ;)

the lead now i could say some thing but i wont im too nice lol

:D

chicken chops!

ok, ill be infront just this once mind
next time youll be taking the lead ;)

hhhhmmmmmmm, i think youll find your half way in front ;D

well thats if you keep talking to me that is ;)

lmao!!!

of course lets all be loony tunes together!
crikey! who wants be normal, i mean wheres the fun in that pmsl

lol!

lmao!!!
hold the jackets!
you mean the straight jackets, thats pretty hard when your wearing one yourself ;D

i suppose i could blow my little whistle*you know, the one attached to my straight jacket*
wooooooo jerry&i could both be referees ;D

coolio!
let me know when so i can get ring side seat ;D

lmao!

that explains why you to dont get on then, mmmmmm now it all fits into place :D

maybe you should do a show together, you 2 will have a punch up all on your own lol!
now wouldnt that be something to see ;)

lol!
oooooo get you ;D

trishas fab!
jk talks too much of dna
at least trisha as a punch up now&again
*love them shows* :D

*grins*

you know that really means something coming from you jk
dont know why your the most hated man on tv tho :D

i think you rock ;D

lmao!
you nutcase!

bet you play a fine tune tho :D

Ofcourse i am lol ive got the face for radio lol

lmao!

thought you was minted, what with havin your own show&all ;D

with a name like jeremy kyle you must definately need help ;D

lol sweet.

a missed out on it all was gonna keep up 2 date wae it online but ended up with no intenet 4 a month really pissed me off.

Thank you for the report. I deleted that post and removed the user.
Keep up the good work.
Ditzy (Mod)

haha!! hey jer, im feelen the love lol

i have no idea who you are so……

have fun with thatdidn’t i say i don’t care?

whatever ya say buddy

Yeah I don’t do god, i’m just doing my civic duty as there was a report on you, either listen to it or don’t, i don’t really care

If you don’t have anything nice to say, then move on. http://help.com/post/294927-my-wife-a…

-_- Please stop editing the posts. That is kind of annoying. Just leave them be and get on with your day. :P

LOL yeah that wud be cool m8 will add you as friend

should come in chat sum day an see if am in, a normally go under loudoun_1690_ when in there, should come sing the sash or summit wae us in there, like i did the otha nyt there cos a was drunk lol

av been banned by her when she was a mod cos a was windin her up lol

Watch Mas1t, a think her name is, doesn’t catch ye she is from Ayrshire and grew up in A loyalist/Rangers town and goes mental with anyone that says FTP, sings the Sash etc.

WATP

gdgd we need more of us about here, ur the only other 1 i have met here

Aw’right, a fellow Bluenose

you’re just assuming things.

I don’t believe so, And I quite honestly, Dont care.

okay, Miss or mister.
I don’t mean to upset you or whatever,
But don’t underestimate me.
I know what i’m capable of and what i’m not.
and i dont need you, someone i hardly know, to tell me that.
So please. Save it.

not exactly.
anyways.
i didnt “rubbish” your comments.

Why judge me at all? Why judge anyone at all?

You don’t have any right to judge me at all. You barely know me.

Exscuse me, but you have no right, to tell me what I can, and cannot do. And, I will not let you do either of those things.