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TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED …

10. Conversations often begin with “Put the gun down, and then we can talk”.

9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.

8. The cat is on Valium.

7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.

6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.

5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.

4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.

3. “Family meetings” are often mediated by law enforcement officials.

2. You have to check your kid’s day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.

1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.

“Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?”- Don Rickles Funny Insult!Not a Funny Insult

“Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?” - Anon Funny Insult!Not a Funny Insult

You are a man of the world — and you know what sad shape the world is in. Funny Insult!Not a Funny Insult

Yo momma’s so stupid she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home. Funny Insult!Not a Funny Insult

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? Funny Insult!Not a Funny Insult

You are so boring that you can’t even entertain a doubt. Funny Insult!Not a Funny Insult

Yo momma’s so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. Funny Insult!Not a Funny Insult

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Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. deze is heel leuk!deze is niet leuk.

Your verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity. deze is heel leuk!deze is niet leuk.

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. deze is heel leuk!deze is niet leuk.

I don’t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat. deze is heel leuk!deze is niet leuk.

Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live. deze is heel leuk!deze is niet leuk.

Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her! deze is heel leuk!deze is niet leuk.

Yo mama so fat she influences the tides. deze is heel leuk!deze is niet leuk.

He has one brain cell, and it is fighting for dominance. deze is heel leuk!deze is niet leuk.

We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!! deze is heel leuk!deze is niet leuk.

Yo momma’s so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

hhhhh, thats bad bro,,omg :D

What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said “Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree….Plz try later.”

There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it!

the kind that breaks the ice with a big fat ass, maybe a joke..

What is the difference between a lawyer and a liar?
The pronunciation!

What kind of funny message?

oo thx lol, i like urs as well
they r funny x] hehe

oh.. i see im ur 1st shout o_O
well anyways.. jus wanted to say hiiiiii, and i think ur rely kool xD
from wat i kno of u so far.. wich is prolly nothing :3 but w/e hehe