Mini-Profile

Previously known as Zeus’ Beard!.
Really! Maybe not as stylish, but still.
*Missing in Action*
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Dialogue with a Troll - Short Story
Troll: *Makes troll post*
Beard:
My good sir/madam,
I do believe you’ve broken the ToS upon which you signed when registering to this site, thus leaving me no option but to pin your head to the wall of shame using the red flag of justice-calling!
Troll: What would you say if I had never registered to this site?
Beard: I would say that you lied under oath, another reason for your banishment!
Troll: And what would you say if I had not broken the ToS?
Beard: Then, we would see each other in court, whereafter you shall be executed for your sins against humanity!
Troll: Okay, I plead guilty of all charges.
Beard:
Your sins are forgiven, my child.
Now, off with your head, troll!
Where did you grow up?
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What kinds of jobs have you held? Industries too!
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What causes are you concerned about today?
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If you claim a political party affliation, which is it?
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AKA
Crazy Yeti., Yeti., Zeus' Beard!, Pythagoras' Beard, Yours Truly., Hit The Pi Key, Dexter Morgan, You Are Crazy, DexterMorgan, Oxymoron..