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Weak RvB reference dude, cite the joke at least.

Another bit of zombie truth I may have forgotten to mention: they can’t type.

I see how it is. lol. my post won’t cut it anymore. anyway, I’m gonna recomend you decide on a single cannon for your zombies (i recomend the Max Brooks version from the zombie survival guide.

The most accurate zombie survival film is closest to dawn of the dead, however i strongly recommend reading the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks, that book best describes the condition and is what is being used as canon for this thread.

It is an act of compassion to slay a zombie, they are no longer the one you love. Taken from that perspective true love is the ability to see your love turn and have the courage to kill them before they become dangerous, no one wants to be a zombie. The scariest thing about zombies is that they are human beings devoid of humanity, remember this when the time comes.

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no, i said that the animals won’t be dying off, their population will not be effected so radically. in addition, there is a lot, a lot a lot a lot i can’t stress how much there is of air present on this planet at this time, it would take a very very long time to use it all up and considering the amount of CO2 present in the atmosphere right now i don’t believe that the plants will die off or be in any real danger of doing so. Also, I’m glad to hear that someone else is prepared and i strongly recommend reading the zombie survival guide. again, golden arrow i like your style man but some of your facts are a bit off. i hope i see you in the chat some time and we can discuss this, i’m interested in learning more about your defense coalition.

But back to the point, people are easily offended because they are predisposed to being offended. a lot of people come here looking for a fight and those people are bound to find one because they are just here to cause trouble

Man i do love that thread. lol

It’s because shut up (jk) nah people just don’t understand that no one is out to get them here and they have difficulty coming to terms with that.

naturally, the human element of the zombie apocalypse is quite possibly the most unpredictable. people are going to have to come to terms with the fact that fighting zombies is serious business and that it requires more than a ragtag group of survivor, a half baked scheme, and a bunch of guns. it takes a good deal of psychological preparation to come to terms with having to kill ones loved ones. that preparation has to happen fast and it is for that reason that zombies are so scary. not because they are killing machines but because it is something that was once a human being. it takes a special kind of person to survive a zombie outbreak.

Hey Goldenarrow, i like your style,but one major thing you are wrong about here, which has yet to be mentioned in this thread but is very important to note: according to Max Brooks (which is what i am using as zombie cannon) the zombie virus can only be spread to humans, it does effect animals but only in that it kills them. mosquitoes and other insects like that have a natural aversion to zombie flesh but if they do bite then they are killed instantly by the virus. Also the whole CO2 argument should be backed up by real science because it sounds a bit half baked. most of the plans suggested here are for small scale outbreaks, a full scale apocalypse of the zombie variety is pretty much game over for mankind but it’s still a good idea to at least try and survive.

I would like to point out that this is now the first thing on the second page on Google when you type in “Zombie Plan”

how exactly did they survive the initial outbreak?

Kittenface: there are no accurate zombie movies out there, they are all Hollywood, if you want a good description of the zombie apocalypse read Max Brook’s The zombie survival guide and world war Z
Hawken: i’m not saying don’t be generous, just that people are inclined to assume the worst and be violent. Also, barriers like concrete can still be scaled,and you have to be able to leave your fortifications. this is not to say barricades are useless just they aren’t perfect, and i’m pretty sure he wasn’t talking about concrete anyway.