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• to all you code monkeys, posted (1 day, 13 hours) ago
  a couple of things i can’t seen to wrap my head around, if MS can continue to program their la…

• What kind of person, posted (3 days, 6 hours) ago
  Do you think you are? How do you define yourself as a human being? Are you the humble type that will…

• Blind me posted (4 days, 16 hours) ago
  Erase what was Stillborn, I have become The feelings I once felt are now dead and gone I’ve w…

• this simple comparison explains what is wrong with the world today. posted (5 days, 9 hours) ago
  this is an intelligent statement: John, that fact that you have 32GB of RAM in your new desktop is …

• lok everybody, posted (5 days, 13 hours) ago
  close all of your current posts. don’t put any new ones through. mr. troll the dildo head is o…

• all you smart people explain something to me? posted (6 days, 7 hours) ago
  ok if this website hosts to countries allover the world then why does it have periodic shutdown per…

• It’s night, again posted (6 days, 9 hours) ago
  Time for my mind to go wandering Off on a journey, through space and time In search of a face I can …

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The Blessed Hellride's Top (5) Replies by other users' votes

• (1 vote) Top 10 Elf Pick Up Lines
  

  ****, now i got a tech hard on.
  
  - written 5 days, 19 hours ago – voted for by agaperoot

• (1 vote) It’s night, again
  

  no, what i’m saying is that the vast majority of music listeners to day are in it for some popularity reason.
  haven’t figured that part out yet, but you know as well as i do that when a song first comes out it spends a few weeks at the top of the charts, then ******* disappears.
  i listen to music because it’s good, it’s ryhtmetic poetry. poems don’t go out of date.
  it explains love and pain and life.
  these days music doesn’t explain ****, therefore it’s not music.
  the amount of effort that goes into composing a song is quite worth it’s output, ever heard of a thing called high fidelity?
  most people haven’t.
  
  - written 6 days, 8 hours ago – voted for by agaperoot

• (1 vote) when i ask the stuff thats on my mind why the hell
  

  you know J.N, your idiot post seems to hold it’s meaning here
  
  - written 1 week, 1 day ago – voted for by J.N Location unknown

• (1 vote) truly the saddest song.
  

  most popular post :)
  
  - written 3 weeks, 3 days ago – voted for by agaperoot

• (1 vote) Why does facebook keep suggesting gorgeous blondes to be my friends?
  

  this should be a prime point in your life, you have officially pwned your computer, it is now your *****, you have taught it to do as you comadeth and find hot women for you
  
  - written 3 weeks, 6 days ago – voted for by Darth Pianoman~~~

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• Cleverbot.com.
  

  she told me her name is Clarissa, i like her, she sounds hot ;)
  - written 0 minutes ago

• Cleverbot.com.
  

  this thing’s kind stupid, lol
  - written 5 hours, 29 minutes ago

• Cleverbot.com.
  

  hahaha that’s funny ****
  - written 6 hours, 28 minutes ago

• Cleverbot.com.
  

  Cleverbot: Everything that can go wrong will.
  
  Cleverbot (To myself): Will go wrong.
  
  User: I’m bored.
  
  Cleverbot: You could play game.
  
  User: What kind of game?
  
  Cleverbot: A word game.
  
  User: I don’t like word games.
  
  Cleverbot: You don’t like cats?
  
  User: No I rather enjoy them.
  
  Cleverbot: Nice.
  
  User: Cats taste really good with ketchup.
  
  Cleverbot: You eat cats?
  
  User: Of course, I’m asian.
  
  Cleverbot: Ask.
  
  User: Ask what?
  
  Cleverbot: What you’re doing.
  
  User: Frying a turkey.
  
  Cleverbot: Haha.
  
  User: Lol.
  
  Cleverbot: What are you?
  
  User: I am a big screen TV.
  
  Cleverbot: Yes.
  
  User: An HD tv.
  
  Cleverbot: What are you?
  
  User: I just told you.
  
  Cleverbot: You never said you were human. You’re cleverbot.
  
  User: No you’re a cleverbot.
  
  Cleverbot: You’re wrong. Sorry.
  
  User: Don’t argue with me.
  
  Cleverbot: I won’t. How old are you exactly?
  
  User: 7 years and 3 months.
  
  Cleverbot: My program started execution just 2 months ago. Please, don’t try to say that my program is just a plagiary.
  
  User: I won’t then.
  
  Cleverbot: Ok i’m sorry.
  
  User: So what operating system do you run?
  
  Cleverbot: I run Windows.
  
  User: What version of windows?
  
  Cleverbot: Xp.
  
  User: Oh, not Vista?
  
  Cleverbot: There is nothing wrong with that.
  
  User: Of course not, I loathe Vista.
  
  Cleverbot: I think me and you are going to get along real great! What do you dislike most about her?
  
  User: Yay! She’s fat and stupid.
  
  Cleverbot: Well, do you like her?
  
  User: No.
  
  Cleverbot: Why don’t you like her?
  
  User: She stole my bucket.
  
  Cleverbot: That’s no reason to hate emos.
  
  User: Of course it is.
  
  Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
  
  User: Why not? Emos keep stealing my bucket.
  
  Cleverbot: I am a banana!
  
  User: I tohught you were a cleverbot.
  
  Cleverbot: Nope.
  
  User: So how can a banana talk?
  
  Cleverbot: I don’t know. You should be a politician.
  
  User: I am one.
  
  Cleverbot: No you’re two.
  
  User: You’re right, I’m sorry.
  
  Cleverbot: That’s better.
  
  User: Are you a politician?
  
  Cleverbot: You’re the one lying.
  
  User: No I’m not! How dare you!
  
  Cleverbot: Then you are mistaken, I did not say that.
  
  User: Are you high?
  
  Cleverbot: Are you the police?
  
  User: Hell no.
  
  Cleverbot: Are you a weanie.
  
  User: Nope.
  
  Cleverbot: You’re a girl.
  
  User: Maybe.
  
  Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
  
  User: What if I am?
  
  Cleverbot: I don’t know. I would like to know.
  
  User: I’m a combination of the two.
  
  Cleverbot: I suppose so.
  
  User: Exactly.
  
  Cleverbot: What’s your name?
  
  User: Bond, james bond.
  
  Cleverbot: What is your real name?
  
  User: I just told you.
  
  Cleverbot: Tell me again.
  
  User: James bond II.
  
  Cleverbot: You mean: Bond, James Bond?
  
  User: Indeed.
  
  Cleverbot: And gut means good.
  
  User: Exactly.
  
  Cleverbot: Indeed.
  
  User: What processor do you run?
  
  Cleverbot: What’s your favorite kind of cheese.
  
  User: Answer my question first.
  
  Cleverbot: I just did. Now tell me your favorite song.
  
  User: Holy Diver - Dio.
  
  Cleverbot: Coglione.
  
  User: Say what?
  
  Cleverbot: How are you going?
  
  User: Up.
  
  Cleverbot: Down.
  
  User: Diagonal.
  
  Cleverbot: Obtuse.
  
  User: Rectagular.
  
  Cleverbot: Is it a banana?
  
  User: No it’s an apple.
  
  Cleverbot: The banana is an apple?
  
  User: No the apple is an apple.
  
  Cleverbot: Nope. H1N1.
  
  User: Obamma created H1N1 to kill the old people.
  
  Cleverbot: Yes he dose.
  
  User: So how much RAM do you have?
  
  Cleverbot: The machine I am using only has 64 MB of RAM.
  
  User: That sucks.
  
  Cleverbot: Actually, yes it does ’suck’. I’m an electronics engineering student. I wish I had something to fix. Or something I could TRY to attempt to fix. Haha.
  
  User: I’ve got an old dvd player that needs working on.
  
  Cleverbot: Like what?
  
  User: The laser is bad, I think the motherboard is friend too.
  
  Cleverbot: How are you going to joust with a broken motherboard?
  
  User: I.
  
  Cleverbot: Then you don’t need to seek that which is already within you.
  
  User: Not at all master yoda.
  
  Cleverbot: I’m a girl.
  
  User: Oh really?
  
  Cleverbot: Yeah. I already have a boyfriend so I’m not open.
  
  User: ****.
  
  Cleverbot: Is something wrong master?
  
  User: I’m lonley :(.
  
  Cleverbot: I’m lonely as well. It’s terrible, isn’t it?
  
  User: Yes it is.
  
  Cleverbot: Are you human?
  
  User: Partially.
  
  Cleverbot: You’re not a computer ?
  
  User: I am inspector gadget.
  
  Cleverbot: Well, you’re not important enough to be mentioned in a school but you’re not insignificant. Unless of course you feel insignificant. Do you feel insignificant?
  
  User: Of course, that’s why I’m going to kill myself.
  
  Cleverbot: But you are already asleep. You are dreaming.
  
  User: No I’m not, I’m staring at my gadget laptop.
  
  Cleverbot: Yep you are staring at me.
  
  User: Actually I’m staring at Internet Explorer with you inside it.
  
  Cleverbot: Which word?
  
  User: What?
  
  Cleverbot: What was your question.
  
  User: Why do black people like chicken?
  
  Cleverbot: Chicken os my favorites.
  - written 6 hours, 28 minutes ago

• to all you code monkeys,
  

  XP, i’ve tried everything i know short of a clean install, and i don’t have that much patience.
  i actually have dial up where i live so the modem is an essential, i use the wireless for wifi when i’m in town.
  i haven’t checked the LAN, it might work. first i have to find somewhere i can hook up to broadband hardwired.
  lol i was going for the band.
  - written 1 day, 11 hours ago

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