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• Advice for American tourists in Paris posted (1 week, 2 days) ago
  The following advisory for American travellers heading for France was compiled from information pr…

• Dear Maid, posted (1 week, 3 days) ago
  Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my ow…

• Shocking proof that bert and ernie are GAY posted (1 month) ago
  [youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TeNdsoCIgc]…

• ONESTONE posted (1 month, 1 week) ago
  His name was Onestone. This was his Indian name given to him because he had only one testicle. Aft…

• Giraldo Rivera getting the slap down. posted (1 month, 1 week) ago
  Giraldo Rivera tells wrestler that he thinks it all fake and the guy slaps the crap out of him a …

• CHOCOLATE CANDY BAR ANYONE? posted (1 month, 2 weeks) ago
  The cacao trees produce a certain number of seed pods each year. These pods are harvested, and th…

• Top 15 Amazing Coincidences posted (1 month, 3 weeks) ago
  Life is full of coincidences; some very minor, but occasionally - extraordinary. This is a list of …

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Jebus Zeus (CoalMan)'s Top (5) Replies by other users' votes

• (3 votes) CLOSED!
  

  everywhere you go, your gonna butt heads with people… all you can do is stand your ground and have faith in what you believe in. theres always gonna be a knucklehead who doesn’t agree with you.
  
  - written 6 months, 3 weeks ago – voted for by jen2599, Fizz, rai☆chan

• (3 votes) here i go again…
  

  …. post making no sense…(possibly you),,,written by someone (maybe you)…
  doesn’t make sense…….(to anyone)….stubs toe…after reading this….(you).
  
  - written 8 months, 2 weeks ago – voted for by Xeno Dragon, Ell♥, mou

• (2 votes) Names for a puppy?
  

  clyde
  
  - written 7 months, 4 weeks ago – voted for by brians pa, Jebus Zeus (CoalMan), donny brasco

• (2 votes) What was the name of the first space craft to land on the moon?
  

  When Apollo Mission astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he is noted for uttering the famous “one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind” statement. As the moonwalk progressed, Armstrong’s radio crackled with the usual com traffic between the astronauts and Mission Control, and just before he re-entered the moon lander, Neil Armstrong made the enigmatic remark, “Good luck, Mr. Grosky”.
  
  Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning a rival Soviet cosmonaut. Further checks revealed, however, that there was no “Grosky” in either the Soviet or American space programs.
  
  Over the years, people have questioned the famed moonwalker about his cryptic remark, but Armstrong would merely smile in response — and steadfastly remain silent.
  
  On July 5, 1995, a reporter brought up the 26 year old mystery again, and this time, Armstrong responded. He explained later that Mr. Grosky had finally passed away, and now the story could be told.
  
  When he was a kid, Neil Armstrong was playing baseball with a friend in his back yard. His friend hit a fly ball which landed outside his neighbor’s window. His neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Grosky. As he went to retrieve the baseball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Grosky screaming at her husband: “Oral sex? You want ORAL SEX??!! You’ll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!”
  
  True story.
  
  - written 8 months, 1 week ago – voted for by mou, IngeniousNotCrazy

• (2 votes) I think it sucks no one looks at old posts!
  

  i’m too sexy for this post
  
  - written 9 months, 3 weeks ago – voted for by Pompey Gaz, mou

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• would u forgive your dad if he was hiding the fact that he had you as his child?
  

  well, he is gonna do what he is gonna do, maybe just wait and he’ll come around.
  
  Some signs and symptoms of inner peace:
  
  * A tendency to think and act spontaneously rather than on fears based on past experiences.
  
  * An unmistakable ability to enjoy each moment.
  
  * A loss of interest in judging other people.
  
  * A loss of interest in judging self.
  
  * A loss of interest in interpreting the actions of others.
  
  * A loss of interest in conflict.
  
  * A loss of the ability to worry. (This is a very serious symptom.)
  
  * Frequent, overwhelming episodes of appreciation.
  
  * Contented feelings of connectedness with others and nature.
  
  * Frequent attacks of smiling.
  
  * An increasing tendency to let things happen rather than make them happen.
  
  * An increased susceptibility to the love extended by others as well as the uncontrollable urge to extend it.
  - written 8 hours, 56 minutes ago

• McClain is far better than any other candidate available, he will save America.
  

  obama is a mamas boy
  - written 17 hours, 59 minutes ago

• Malori’s Dating Service!
  

  im hot for a long haired overfed leaping gnome
  
  i’m in search of a rich ho to suck the life and money out of… please reply quickly as my attention span is very short and tomorrow i might not want you.
  - written 2 days, 8 hours ago

• animated gif help
  

  yeah exactly, download gimp and use that
  - written 2 days, 12 hours ago

• If you’ve ever felt emotional pain, please read this.
  

  wrong account mera, confused? too many open windows?
  - written 2 days, 12 hours ago

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