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i lead a Kafkaesque life

Languages:
Sarcasm (Fluent)
English, mother f***er, do you speak it?
A whole lot of gibberish.
Drunk and Gibberish.
i speak fluent f*ck off
I am fluent in English, Sarcasm, & Profanity
Universal Language of MONEY
Language of Love
Old English
Pig Latin
why do u care what languages I can speak?
White-bred Ebonics
Gangsterrr :x
Unicorn x]
My Own xD
Jibberish
El mio :Z
qwerty :P
Kitty Cat meow meow talk
Blablablubberblubberfasel y’now
Whatever women want to hear
Humpback Whale
what ever comes out of my mouth.
Psyco crazy chick language!
the language of awesome people
Pretty fluent in Pirate.
The Secret Language of Inanimate Objects
Talking Out Your Ass-ish
Klingon
I know lots of curse words in many different languages, does that count???
Gnomish
If you cant speak english go back where you came from
Go F*ck Yourself
Eminem language “s*ck my boules” “I just don’t give a f*ck”
FCK U PAY ME

English Mother F**cker!!!
Dwarvish
Dragon Rider
Fluent Drunkanese
Bob Dylan
African Clicking
What the f*ck is this shit?
Irony and Sarcasm
Smartass English
snoop dogganeze
The Language Your Mom speaks Before She Orgasms
southern slang. hillbilly
Black People Languege (AKA Slang)
Squirrelanese
squeak
Im still learning English
Stupid Things
And few unknown for you mortals

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Books:
The Plague
The Stranger
Demon Box
The Coming Insurrection
Ismael by Daniel Quinn, 100 Years of Solitude Gabriel Garcia Mar. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Shantaram Gregory David Roberts

Movies:
The Green Mile
Shawshank Redemption
Bartleby
Alice in Wonderland
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, dinner for smucks

Television:
Discovery Channel
History
Dexter
Dr Who
Beavis and Butt-Head, breaking bad the series

Games:
skipping rocks
LAUGHING
Doodle Jump
Smoking Pot
Hide-and-seek, Hopscotch

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Employer:

The Annoying Orange
Chief redfeather · January 1955 to present

College/University:

Jovenes noo es mucha tareaa ^^…….SI PENDEJO COMO USTED NO LA HACEE!! ¬¬ ‘10
I Roll With Pretty Bitches · Quantum Physics, Martin Luther King, Jr., Grateful Dead

High School:

Garfield High School, Woodbridge, VA ‘80

spitting on dictators with Le Ne XD

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Activities:

Lost Words
falling over after sunset
golf during the apocalypse
madmen
climbing tree’s in thunderstorms
Swimming in Hurricanes
Naked Skydiving
15 girls spitting on me at the same time
mook
Klingon language
Pig Latin
Old English
Play Me a Tune

Interests:
Head banging
Snipe hunting
Ayahuasca
DMT: The Spirit Molecule
drunk drivers against drunk drivers,tripping up hills

Where did you grow up?
pistrami on rye with provolone

Where do you live now?
gotham city

What is the highest level of education you have attained?
american beauty

What subjects did/do you enjoy the most at school?
the poverty of mentality

What's your favorite sport or sports?
space invaders

What kinds of jobs have you held? Industries too!
muck

What hobbies are you into?
hemp

What causes are you concerned about today?
killer bee's in my underwear

If you claim a political party affliation, which is it?
anarchy

Which religion (if any) do you follow?
JEBUSZEUSISM

Jebus Zeus has 11 Friends – Here are 11 of them

AKA

Lepoudus, Frank., jim carroll, Wharf Rat, Lepoudus(Jebus Zeus), Lepoudus (Jebus Zeus), Lepoudus aka (Jebus Zeus).