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croquet is really fun. as always, a little ganj can spice up any old-person activity. like cards or scrabble!

have sex with someone else. an excellent cure.

no, seriously, go to the hospital right now. 11 freakin days? that’s not cool! call an ambulance if you can’t drive. why haven’t you done this already????

I have anxiety too– I get really bad panic attacks. I went to therapy, which I didn’t think would help, but it does, so I recommend going to therapy for about 6 months, just so they can teach you some methods of dealing with it. You could also go on medication. It’s not as bad as it sounds. I’m on an SSRI (there’s a few: prozac, celexa, lexipro)which works pretty well. Tons of people I know are on the same thing, it’s actually really common now. It doesn’t change your personality or anything just keeps you from freaking out. You should try it on a really low dose. If you don’t like it, then just go off it and try something else.

welll, we all feel that way some times. i feel that way too! i recommend going to the gym. it feels soooooooo good after working out. I also recommend wearing skirts instead of pants. they’re much more flattering and they don’t feel so tight usually. don’t ask people if you’re fat, because they can’t tell you the truth. but in reality, it doesn’t matter if you are or not, it matters how comfortable you are. if you feel like ****, go move around. then put on a bunch of makeup and make your hair look pretty and go out and do something fun.

yes. stay with him. read between the lines.

Break up with him right now. seriously. you will find someone better– this guy is worthless.

get some healthy cereal (not sweet), and eat that with some almond slivers or fruit on top. filling but good for you. or celery (with peanut butter, if you want, although it’s a little fattening), yogurt is good, stir fry with rice, bananas, cottage cheese, olives, carrot sticks…

dude, he sounds like a total *******. get out of that house as soon as you can. out of the state even. don’t let his debt fall onto your shoulders, it will only get worse.

sounds good. dont forget marshmallows,

yeah, sounds like this girl is super insecure. Hand-holding? That’s weird, if she has a boyfriend. This sounds like you’re her security net. I think you should find someone better. Or watch that movie He’s Just Not That Into You…. there’s a similar situation in that story.

yeah that is not a big deal. it’s true that everyone has different needs for space and time, and sometimes you will go through phases of wanting to see your partner every minute and sometimes you’ll just want a break for a day or two. it’s perfectly healthy. in fact, people who are so dependent on their significant other that they text them every 2 seconds when they’re apart and cant stand to be seperated… are pretty ******* lame and codependent.

yep… oh also if they are really hard and dry that is bad… but i’m assuming you would have mentioned that before

lmfao

if they’re really small and don’t feel like anything (not painful or itchy or in any way different from the other skin), that’s actually just the way some people are. i wouldn’t worry especially if you’re a virgin. if you start having any weird sensation from them then that’s the time to ask a doctor.