Zirbel's shout trail with BuckingFastard (J.N) - Help.com

Hey Zirbel.
You know nobody can leave help, we will come to zurich & find you if you try to leave, you can’t hide!!
What’s going on?
This can’t be about the comment left on your post, he was clearly just taking the piss out of the hold help.com has over us all, as many of us do.
(unless you have some previous issues with him, but even so, there was a smiley face at the end of his reply, so he was making it clear that it was a joke.
I’m guessing there’s stuff going on in your real life & that’s more the issue than anything that’s happened on here, i hope you manage to resolve your problems, but don’t forget help.com is a great place to do that, so please don’t try to go it alone.

I really hope you don’t leave permanently, maybe just a time out will do.
You will surely be missed.

I wish i had swapped email or fb with you already so i had some other way of staying in touch, other than help.

Keep your chin up, and i wish you the best of health (i wonder if your health issues are a reason you want to leave)?

Talk to you soon, ok.
Love & hugs, JN. xx

Maybe the data size is too big to send it by mail.
Sign in at Photobucket, upload the video there, and send the link to the person by mail.
http://photobucket.com/

Heya, i’ve just seen you helped someone to post video’s on facebook.
Do you know how to do it in an email?
I’m on hotmail.
Ive tried it in the ‘attach’ option, it says loading, but never actually does it, i thought maybe it just took ages so i left it doing it over night, but in the morning it still hadn’t done it.

Thanks :)

Hi Zirbel.
Thank you for the shout.
I haven’t been on here a lot lately so i’m sorry but i didn’t know anything was wrong until now.
I am really sorry to hear this.
The good thing is that it’s been caught early.
You will be in my prayers.
I send you my best wishes for a speedy recovery.
Loads of love & hugs, Joe xx

A short information for my friends about my current situation
(And, sorry, this is a general message; I’m not able yet to send individual messages to each of you.)
In the morning of Monday March 19 fits of dizziness started in a row. I wasn’t able to stand or walk without vomiting. My first idea was: influenza (because that days we had influenza high season here). And my wife and me had to ask for a domiciliary visit of our general practitioner, because I wasn’t able to visit him. But no fever, and normal blood pressure. So he called the emergency room (ER) of the next hospital and they come for me, transported me lying (!) to the ER.
There they made a genral check again and didn’t find anything — before they started a first computed tomography (CT) scan. The CT showed an incident in my cerebellum. (The cerebellum is responsible for the fine motor skills.)
But because they haven’t a neurological department, the ER transported me further to the neurology of the university hospital. And after some more clinical diagnostics (including MRI, X-Ray etc. — the whole programme) it was clear: I had what they call a “space-occupying lesion” in my cerebellum (less mealy-mouthed: a tumor); type of tumor and cause still unknown. But to make a brain surgery was urgent.
The surgery happened Friday 23, made by an excellent neurosurgeon and without any single harmful secondary effects to my brain or my locomotor system — just great!
Unfortunately the histological result showed that this tumor was a metastasis of a quite big primary tumor found in a part of my lungs, confirmed by an additional Positron Emission Tomography (PET) and a lung biopsy.
The fact is: It’s a metastasizing lung cancer — but still treatable.
(And yes, I’m a heavy smoker. But b.t.w. not all smokers get lung cancer and not all lung cancer patients are smokers.)
Thursday 29 my hospital stay ended.
Next week I will have a first meeting with the oncologists. The further treatment (probably with chemotherapy) will start after, and presumably in an ambulant manner.
You have to know that I’m in a very good mood, really! I’m not sad, not glum, and not quarreling with my fate at all! And I have no problem to talk about this disease. I take it as it comes, and I have also a wonderful support by my family and friends living here.
I guess I will not come back to help.com so often as before, but I will!
I thank all of you who enquired, and I wish you all the best, because: Things always seem to happen when you least expect them.
P.S. 1 The best joke is my avatar picture, no? Like anticipated somehow …
P.S. 2 You may show this message also to other people who ask after me; I’ve no secrets.

*lol*

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.

The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a “YeeeeHaaaaa!” so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills.

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final, “Yeeeeehaaaaaa!” and rode off.

“What did you do to get that Indian so excited?” asked the service service station attendant.

“Nothing. I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn’t fall off.”

“Lady,” the attendant said, “Indians ride bareback.”

This is true, to hear it would make it easier :)

But it makes more sense as a SPOKEN joke not a written one …

Haha, of course this makes much more sense.

Ok, it’s prob just an accent thing & as your first language isn’t english that’s why you’re strugling.

It means raising, but it’s said as raisin, nobody puts the G on the end of it.

Quivering cos he’s an old man & prob can’t get a full stiffy

This time I didn’t got punch line.
:-(

She yells at the elderly man, “Is yours raisin, too?”
“No,” croaked the old man, “but it’s a quivering.”

Huh?
I know the words — but are raisin or quivering in this sentences some slang words too?

A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man comes into the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread — on the very top shelf, he politely says to the young woman, “I’d like some raisin bread, please.”

She climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, providing the young man with an excellent view, just as he surmised she would. When she comes down the ladder, he says he really should get two loaves as he is having company for dinner.

As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what is going on. Thinking quickly, he orders a loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder, the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer.

Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin bread just to watch the young woman climb up and down.

After many trips, she is tired, irritated and thinking she is really going to have to try the raisin bread herself. Once again she is up the ladder retrieving a loaf of raisin bread for another male customer. She stops and fumes, glaring at the men below. She notices an elderly man standing among the crowd of males looking up at her who hasn’t placed an order yet. Thinking to save herself another trip up and down the ladder, she yells at the elderly man, “Is yours raisin, too?”

“No,” croaked the old man, “but it’s a quivering.”

You don’t have them over there?
I thought everywhere did.
yes they play a loud tune, they go to all the areas where there’s quite a lot of kids living & play the tune so the kids can hear them coming & beg for ice cream

Mmh …
I assume that I should know that ice cream trucks (we haven’t) ring a bell somehow?
Otherwise I don’t see the payoff. :-(

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

“Oh, no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, “and if the damned ice cream truck hadn’t come along, he’d still be alive today.”

Wow, am I now in your premium club?
This could tease me. *lol*

Yea, some jokes i can’t post, so i have to do them in shouts to a lucky, select few :)

Big laugh!
A great one!
Just for me? Wow!
(B.t.w. I like dirty jokes. *lol*)

Dave works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday.

His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, “Hey, Dave! How ya doin?”

His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before.

“Oh no,” says Dave. “He’s on my bowling team”

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he’d like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, “How did she know that you drink Budweiser?”

“I recognize her, she’s the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, starts to rub herself all over him and says, “Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?”

Dave’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Dave tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says, “Geez Dave, you picked up a real bitch this time.”

Just read that link, thanks, went to the store but they don’t have any of the freeze stuff, nor in the chemist, butthey have it on ebay so ill get some from there.
Got adeep heat for my neck, that isn’t the same thing as my back so it might work.

See this:
http://www.disabled-world.com/artman/…
He sais: “the number of times I’ve met people who are using heat to treat their herniated disc pain, which is one of the worst things you can do with this condition!”

He recommends ICE and reasons it.

I hadn’t read that, i’m not from usa, i’m from the uk actually.
I don’t know where i heard that about the car wash limits, it was a while ago i heard it.

Just got out of a hot bath, it hasn’t helped the pain :(

What do you mean with “strict car related laws”?
On freeways there is a general speed limit to 120 km/h (are about 81 mile/hour) — in Germany as the only country in Europe is no speed limit on highways; on standard roads 80 km/h, in towns 50 km/h down to 30 km/h in residential quarters.
No, there is no car-wash-limit at all! LMAO — never heard!

Did you recently read the NY Times about traffic politics in my town?
• http://green.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/0…
• http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/27/sci…
Some of this is true, but to the advantage of all of us here. ;-)

Oh waw! That looks really nice!
The main places in Europe i want to visit are switzerland, Austria & Germany (germany mainly just cos i want to drive the autobahn)

Switzerland has the best driving roads in the world, but you have strict car related laws there don’t you?
Aren’t you limited to the amount of times you are allowed to wash your cars?

Yea i didn’t take that into consideration when going for the swim, it was just such a nice day& it was the kids idea to go in the water, until they got there & felt how cold it was, so i was the first to go in.

I’m Swiss, Swiss german, my mother tongue is German. ;-)
This is where I live:
http://www.zuerich.com/en/webcam.html

Ooah … a slipped disk! How painful it can be! And Osteoporosis and Arthritis too!? Poor girl!
Ice-water-swimming is really not the best for!

Unfortunately I may not touch your back in the slipping disk region. It could be too dangerous to do a wrong manipulative treatment.
Except some tender fondle … ;-)

What nationality are you?
I kind of just assumed you were American.

I have a slipped disk in my back, osteoporosis & arthritis in my lower back, need surgery but no signs of getting it any time soon, it isn’t always this bad, but yesterday it started hurting, we went swimming in a freezing cold river on sat, so maybe thats the cause of it getting bad now.I
don’t normally have neck problems, so i don’t know whats up with that, maybe that was the cold water, or maybe i slept in a bad position due to the back pain.

Yes, i’ll take that massage!!

What nationality are you?
I kind of just assumed you were American.

I have a slipped disk in my back, osteoporosis & arthritis in my lower back, need surgery but no signs of getting it any time soon, it isn’t always this bad, but yesterday it started hurting, we went swimming in a freezing cold river on sat, so maybe thats the cause of it getting bad now.I
don’t normally have neck problems, so i don’t know whats up with that, maybe that was the cold water, or maybe i slept in a bad position due to the back pain.

Yes, i’ll take that massage!!

What is with your back and neck?
I should give you a Shiatsu massage! ;-)

The problem for me some times is the (english) language.
I would like to give more often a better elaborated answer to some of the posts. But it would cost me too much time and effort to find the right words and to check style and grammar. ;-)
That’s why my answers are mostly short and brief.
Also here. ;-)
 
All this suicide posts are really a problem.
That’s why in the majority of cases I paste my collected links, at least that people know where to call for help.
A phone talk can be much more helpful for them.

Yes i’m good thanks, apart from my back & neck are KILLING me!!!
Thinking of getting in a hot bath, seeing if that helps at all.

Thank you, i don’t think i help on here as much as i used to do, but i find it soo infuriating when i go to a post, pour out my pearls of wisdom, then the poster has abandoned the post, never to return, i’m more selective now with the posts i go to.I
remember a good few months ago, i gotr on a suicide post, it was late at night & i was working the next day, but every time i went to leave, the poster got really uoset, i ended up on here all night then was half dead at work the day after :/It turned out well though, they’re still around :)
I generally give a brief answer for my first reply, then if they respond i’ll go into more detail.

I have lived, i have learned & i have loved & lost, so i feel my own missery can sometimes help others.

You always give well educated replies, without seeming snooty like most of the really clever people on here do, making the poster feel uncomfortable.
So, well done to you!!

I’m fine, you too?
I really like your advises very much. You seem to be a mentally very mature person. It touches me deeply!
♡

Heya, how are you?

Yea, the big time feminists can do more harm than good, but when they attack me over things i say, i just take it even further to wind them up, i think when i do that, if they could nail me to a cross & burn me, they would, but their anger just makes me laugh & fuels my sick humour.

Sometimes when i’m giving advice on here i’ll ask them if they’re male or female, but with some problems, it helps the advisor to know the sex of the asker.

thanks :) i have no intentions of changing

Oh, I hate this kind of “gender loyalty”, it’s foolish.
I try to treat everybody like an autonomous person, regardless of whether the person is female or male.

I like your style.

Yes i am female, i do occasionally put a real pic of me on here as my avatar, but i find the one i have now funny so i’ve kept it for quite a while.

Sometimes people are unsure of if i’m male or female due to some of the jokes i post on here, i do some poking fun at women, but it’s all just jokes & if it’s funny, i’ll post it, even if some women thing i’m being disloyal to ‘my kind’

But you’re female, right?
I’m not sure about because sometimes you play a nifty hide-and-seek … *lol*

No, after a few people assumed it was one of me when i was a baby, i go with that now & tell people its me, , it seems fitting & people think its plausable that it’s me.

Is it your baby on your avatar?

Thank you, its nice to be here!

I like you as well, thank god for that post!

Welcome to my friendship!
I like you!
♡