Mini-Profile
Hey ya’ll! I see you have come across my profile. Your first question is probably “who the hell is this random stranger who has claimed this internet space?” Well, my name is not methodicalrose, although that is my very awesome username. Since this is the internet and I don’t plan on releasing private information, I shall be affiliated with the awesome name of Couch Crumbs. I am quite energetic. I don’t sleep very often and find myself very awake and alert. On the chance that I might sleep fully through a night, I am very groggy the next morning and not filled with my usual spunk.
While I may be female, I consider myself closer to the males. I believe that girls are pretty. Way prettier than guys, as most would agree. Among my male friends (who make up the majority of those I regular associate myself with) I also partake in the age-old tradition of discussing hott girls. I have a picture of Keeley Hazell on my computer and Zune background. She is HOTTT
Going along with my maleness, I am known amongst my people to have a retractable 30 ft…thingy. I have several very close female friends who I claim as my “bitches”. On valentines day I claim the name “the valentine pimp”. But on most occasions I just make sure the boyfriends of my female companions know that I have claimed their girlfriends. They may be in a relationship with them, but my awesome power of maleness overrides that and allows me to claim big hugs and kissing them on the cheek, and praising the prettiness. In the end, while I prefer to associate with guys, I am very attached to my wonderful girls who are not drama-centered and are very fun to be with.
Soooooo I am going to conclude my mini-monologue. I wish you all a wonderful day (or night)/
Where did you grow up?
under the bed
Where do you live now?
in the closet
What is the highest level of education you have attained?
me = junior in highschool
What subjects did/do you enjoy the most at school?
math. no competition.
What's your favorite sport or sports?
i climb trees
What kinds of jobs have you held? Industries too!
creeper
What hobbies are you into?
chillin, eating frosted flakes, lounging on the couch, entertaining people
What causes are you concerned about today?
running out of frosted flakes
If you claim a political party affliation, which is it?
Rhinoceros Party of Canada
Which religion (if any) do you follow?
i am a proud believer in the 5 second rule