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Hi everybody! I’m a cute squirrel who wants to help and be helped! Check out my posts! Tell me about u and i’ll tell u about myself. I send a big cyber greeting to all of u– be my friend! I’ll apologise now for any randomness in my questions or answers… its my squirrelly nature to do that sort of thing. *sigh* life is just too short. gimme a shout if u’re bored, chances are, i am too.

How smart are you?
Am-I-Dumb.com - Intelligence Test

How much are you worth?
HumanForSale.com - For sale by owner!

Be the change you wish to see in the world!

A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, “Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.”

The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man’s mouth water.

The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long
handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it impossible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful. But because the handle was
longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.

The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering. The Lord said, “You have seen Hell.” They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man’s mouth water. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking.

The holy man said, “I don’t understand.”
“It is simple,” said the Lord. “It requires but one skill. You see they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves.”

THE FUTURE IS IN OUR HANDS… IT JUST DEPENDS ON WHAT WE WANT TO DO WITH IT! IF WE ALL SHARED OUR ‘SPOONS’ WITH EACH OTHER THINK OF WHAT THE HUMAN RACE COULD ACHIEVE!

Give me a place to stand and i shall move the world. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. You don’t stop smiling when you get old. You get old when you stop smiling. This life can’t be the real thing. If it was, we would get better instructions

Where did you grow up?
Somewhere over the rainbow

Where do you live now?
the Emerald City at the end of the yellow brick road

What is the highest level of education you have attained?
Bachelors

What subjects did/do you enjoy the most at school?
english, geography, art

What's your favorite sport or sports?
long distance running, badminton

What kinds of jobs have you held? Industries too!
journalist, librarian, teacher, education

What hobbies are you into?
gardening, cooking, reading, painting (acrylics mostly)

What causes are you concerned about today?
global warming, pollution, the peak oil crisis, poverty, human and animal rights, racism, domestic violence, drug abuse, alcoholism, religion, avian flu... augh! this list is so depressing!

If you claim a political party affliation, which is it?
Independent-- can't get my head around politics-- i pretend that they don't exist

Which religion (if any) do you follow?
Roman Catholicism

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