Mini-Profile
Blue Simian is a semi-absorbent carbon based life form who escaped into our dimension after a tragic accident involving daffodils and maple syrup destroyed his own. When he arrived here Blue Simian discovered that he had been granted powers far beyond normal humans and vowed to use those powers to fight crime. Regrettably, due to a steady diet of Otter Pop’s and Fruity Pebbles cereal, those powers were lost.
He currently lives in Olympia, WA with a jar of peanut butter he has named Mr. Waffles.
Where did you grow up?
There is no evidence to suggest that I've grown up.
Where do you live now?
Olympia, WA. USA, Earth, G2 star, Orion Arm, Milky Way Galaxy, Virgo Supercluster, Universe
What is the highest level of education you have attained?
I spend too much time learning to be worried about attaining any education.
What subjects did/do you enjoy the most at school?
Didn't enjoy school. Spent too much time trying to learn things while everyone else was trying to teach me stuff.
What kinds of jobs have you held? Industries too!
Proof reader, photographer, writer, minimum wage peon, homeless person,
What hobbies are you into?
Living.
Which religion (if any) do you follow?
Toaist, Unitarianism, Agnostic, Confused
Blue Simian has 4 Friends – Here are 4 of them
