I am the bastard son of Zeus and a biker’s wife! When I was born my Mother cast me into the ocean in fear of her husband’s scorn. At only three days old I learned to breath water and was raised by a pack of squids, at the age of ten I lead a siege against Atlantis and toppled the Kingdom. At 12 I got a job working at Burger King, and by 15, YES 15!, I had the manager position. THE MANAGER POSITION, at age FIFTEEN!
I am so fucking awesome!