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It sounds more like a conclusion than a beginning. Maybe you want to start by asking yourself some questions, and then use the essay to answer the questions. Questions are a good and acceptable intro into any project.

Hey. I’m writing an essay about myself ( for geography class [ not with the curriculum, but we watched Freedom Writers, and she wanted to hear our stories] ), and my boyfriend is busy with math.
Does this sound good for a beginning:
” Some people start out in a bad place, make their lives better, and end up in a good place. Some people start out in a good place, make their lives better still, and end up in even better places. But I have been in an ‘okay’ place all my life, which earns me neither praise nor pity.”

Nevermind. I found it.

It was an earring.

lol

I think I just swallowed something non-edible.

My pure mind is tainted… I’m doomed, DOOMED!!

They weren’t having sex.

That sandwich reminds me of your parents having sex. Thanks a lot *goes to wash brain with acid*

Yummy sandwich.

That’s probably why they were more helpful… lol

I didn’t tell them.

Oh good. Did they enjoy hearing about your parents having sex?

Chat helped me more. You lose.

Yeah

Should I get a cutting board?!

tmi

What do I do?

I don’t know how to cut the bread, and my parents are busy having sex.

What did you do now? *rolls eyes*

Oh my goodness. Help me.

Ahhhh…

No…I guess not…

How about your female friends? Do you trust your female friends boyfriends?

Don’t trust the girls!

You don’t trust your male friends because they’re getting girls?

All my male friends are getting Girls, and I don’t trust ‘em.

Whatya yell about?

It was about her, though.
OKAY>

No worries. She has yelled at me a couple of times, so she had it coming XD

I yelled at your girlfriend. I’m sorry…

Darn.

lol… well it’s your mothers call.

My mum did. She made me change it, but probably only because she’s uncomfortable with my sexuality; if it was a hot, nearly-naked guy, she’d probably have no problem.

As long as it doesn’t expose any private parts, I think it’s alright. Some people might disagree though.

No no no.
I need to know if you consider this porn: http://3.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/…

Ok, since you haven’t included what that something is, I’m gonna say “cheese”.

I need your opinion on something!

Hey.
I know you.

That’s a first :p lol

I understood what you said. And I did not ignore it. I just din not know how to respond.

No, I’m referring to the headless chicken in the corner…

Are you referring to me?
Well, she left, just cause she got bored.

I like how people completely ignore the part of communication that they don’t want to hear.

My mum is not home. She’s bowling with Da. which is why I am not supposed to have people inside.

Go ask your mum if it’s ok to watch porn with the girl you have in the house right now. If you can’t talk to your mum right now, visualize her answer. That’ll tell you what you should do.

I have a girl inside my house and I’m not supposed to. She wants to watch porn with me.
What should I do?

:D
I know!

You’re much too young for that… silly girl

http://7.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/…
I like these.
(Ssorry shoutself)