Mini-Profile
Not exactly sure what to write here…so I’ll just put some stuff I stole from other people (With credit, of course - Oh, the irony!)
My favorite quotes:
“Why rum gone?” - Captain Jack Sparrow (POTC)
“You know, Lois, life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you’re going to get. Your life, however, is like a box of ACTIVE GRENADES!” - Stewie Griffin (Family Guy)
“How’s your oatmeal, honey?” “It tastes a little funny - OH MY GOD, THERE’S A BEAR IN IT!” - Mrs. Lockheart and her husband (Family Guy)
“Rule #1: The customer is always right. Rule #2: If the customer is wrong, please refer to Rule #1.” - The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor’s cute, screw the fruit.” - …I really don’t know where I heard that one.
“Not everyone in the world is annoying…some people are dead.” - Don’t know where that one’s from, either.
Guess what? Chicken butt! Guess why? Zip your fly!” - Me!
My idol: Stewie Griffin (Salutes)
My favorite Joke:
A woman walked into a bar. She saw a hot guy drinking alone so she approached him.
“What’re you drinking there, handsome?” “Magic Beer,” he replied. “Oh yeah?” “Yeah. It makes you fly.” The woman rolled her eyes and walked away. Finding no one else of interest, she went back up to the guy. “Okay, if this is really magic beer, show me.” “Okay.” The guy took a sip of the beer, jumped out the window, flew around the building three times and came back inside. “Do it again.” He took a sip of the beer, jumped out the window, flew around the building three times and came back inside. “Let me try,” The woman took a swig, jumped out the window, fell thirteen stories, broke every bone in her body and died. The guy walked up to the bartender, who said, “Jeez, Superman. You’re really an asshole when you’re drunk.” - My dad emailed this to me.
Do I swear?: Fuck no!
Where did you grow up?
A padded room with no windows.
Where do you live now?
In a flying bubble I hijacked from Glinda the Good Witch.
What subjects did/do you enjoy the most at school?
Walking through the hall between classes.
What's your favorite sport or sports?
Are you serious?
What hobbies are you into?
Drawing, listening to music, obsessively drinking tea, planning world domination...You know. Just regular stuff.
What causes are you concerned about today?
The growing amount of girls and women who have anorexia.
Which religion (if any) do you follow?
Catholic (Not exactly devout)