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• No one panic, everything is fine. posted (2 years, 6 months) ago
  I disabled the planet blaster,, and altered my report. You have been given another chance. Some of …

• Would you agree to be an organ doner? posted (2 years, 7 months) ago
  i mean post mortem, of course. and not for me, a grundgle, but for other humans in need.…

• Mel Gibson, Michael Richards and Don Imus make racist comments, Mel spends months apologizing, Richards has to apologize to Al sharpton and Jesse Jackson, posted (2 years, 7 months) ago
  Gibson, Michael Richards and Don Imus make racist comments, Mel spends months apologizing, Richards…

• Holy moly, they reopened akslogistics account. posted (2 years, 7 months) ago
  whoa. now to let him know, hehehe. he cannot respond to anything until i let him know to come back o…

• ok this is a stupid post, but it is driving me crazy. posted (2 years, 7 months) ago
  anyone ever hear “I before E except after C”?…

• what is the most offensive thing you have ever heard? posted (2 years, 7 months) ago
  FIND A WAY to keep it clean.…

• Counting official and dwarf planets, can anyone tell me how many total planets are recognized in the Solar System today? posted (2 years, 7 months) ago
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A GRUNDGLE's Top (3) Replies by other users' votes

• (1 vote) Regarding fussy eating kids
  

  no, you can’t “blame” them, you just have to teach them. kids also like to run around with no cloths on, and you have to correct them on that too. thats part of the reason being a parent is not easy, sometimes you have to make your kids do things they don’t want to for their own good. how healthy would you be if all you ever ate were sweets?
  
  - written 2 years, 7 months ago – voted for by aasdff

• (1 vote) On Friday the 13th in 2029, a giant metorite will smack into the earths surface.
  

  the tech they have depends on the sizr of the astroid. if it is too big, we cannot stop it. of course we don’t have the tech to predict the course an astroid will take 20 years from now. too many factors involved.
  
  - written 2 years, 7 months ago – voted for by fox_hawdv

• (1 vote) My ‘mates’ Peter and Paul just burned down a cardboard pyramid I spent hours making for my Media Studies production unit.
  

  16 year olds. pranks and things of that nature. it’s normal, and kinda sad. but do nothing, and when the mention it just say, with a big grin on your face “oh, don’t even worry about it. everything is gonna be just fine” and then wink. every other day, you bring it up, and then do the same thing. say the same exact line everytime, and act sneaky around them. it will FREAK them out big time. then in about 2 weeks, wwhen your around them say “guys, do you think you could still be friends with someone if they caused you to be hospitalized?” and when they ask why, just say “oh, don’t even worry about it. everything is gonna be just fine” don’t ever actually do anything. this will drive them insane. I did it myself to someone in high school.
  
  - written 2 years, 8 months ago – voted for by Harlequin8

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• OKay, who was it…
  

  it was me…my voice does not match my face, huh?
  
  and those were no dogs..they were my midnight snack
  - written 1 year, 11 months ago

• Vote for your favorite beer!
  

  You simple minded humans with your feeble ways to deal with your realities, this drunkness you talk about is not common to my nature, i highly doubt i would be pleasant to talk to in a “hung-over” state I’d possibly be eating your cats for breakfast in the morning to make it go away. As a Grundgle, i am the worst of moods on an ill day, i could only imagine my mind state while being “drunk”, i will just stick to drinking my gravy and iced tea beverages. There for i will not vote unless gravy is put in this poll.
  - written 2 years, 5 months ago

• I would like to start a chain of thanks to helpers
  

  I had a list, I wrote everything down, and then in a fit of wild euphoria, I ate it, sorry.
  
  I guess I will Just have to thank everyone, I think humans are very neat, very cool creatures…sure, you can be unpredictable and violent at times, but deep down you all have hearts of gold, except some…but those coal-hearted folks would never be a memeber of a site like this, so you are all great.
  
  I tell ya, it warms all 3 of my hearts to read some of your posts and replies, and curls my toes to see the kinds of trials you all have to go thru. In my 1500 years, in all my travels, I have not met a species more deserving of a second chance. Please, don’t read anything into that ( F Grundgle, turn off the planet destroying laser blaster) ha ha, ignore F grundgle, he is harmless…Thanks everyone.
  - written 2 years, 6 months ago

• For the zompie fans…and you know who you are.
  

  I really do not know who I am, but zombies are tasty yummy. thanks
  - written 2 years, 6 months ago

• Maybe, just maybe, to make everyone feel better, help.com should try to be less like the real world and more like an imaginary fairy land.
  

  We dance the dance of the fairies…even if AKS thinks they are imaginary…he must have never met a drunk fairy leaving a topless bar in Amsterdam…they are angry drunks..watch out.
  
  
  The only thing I have ever done wrong here, and I hesitate to admit it, I have tried to eat as many of your cats as I can find. Sorry, I eat because I’m sad, and I’m sad because i eat, it’s a vicious cycle.
  
  Grundgle for monarch of Imaginary Fairy Land..
  - written 2 years, 6 months ago

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